The town was occupied by looters during a fire.
The peace of our sleep was disturbed by a commotion, and when I went to see what it was.
“Idiots!”
“We’re terribly sorry!!!”
Trouble in the big room where we were sleeping together.
I woke up to find myself hugging a guy.
A guy mistook me for a woman’s breast and sucked on it.
Immediately, a brawl broke out with kicks and punches.
Even those who were safe were crushed when they fell, or were hit by attacks they dodged.
The big room turned into hell, with sweat, blood, and saliva flying everywhere.
“Idiots!”
I told my subordinates again.
Everyone kneel. I don’t care if you’re injured or your bones are broken, I won’t forgive you.
“…”
My subordinates suggested it was time for breakfast, so I ended the lecture.
Then, trouble started again.
“Can you stop it already…”
This time it was the women we had imprisoned in the butcher’s underground storage.
They were gagged and bound behind their backs.
Another woman helped them commit suicide.
Many beautiful women and those with exceptional talents became corpses.
“Are you kidding me!!”
“Boss! Please calm down!?”
“This is no one’s fault.”
“That’s right? The woman who committed suicide and the woman who helped her. Let’s dispose of the bodies and enjoy breakfast with the living women ♪?”
“You’re saying something surprisingly good for once? Boss, if your stomach is full, you’ll feel better. Come on, let’s have breakfast. Someone! Bring the boss some alcohol!”
Hey, I’m back—!
I’ll incorporate the women’s bodies later.
Enjoying breakfast.
Dessert after breakfast and the women’s bodies to enjoy ♪.
Trouble from morning.
It’s a trivial matter if we capture the kingdom.
I’ll switch my mood and swap women around ♪.
“Ahahaha, bring more alcohol ♪!”
“We’re glad the boss’s mood has returned.”
“You guys, are you having fun ♪?”
“Yes, we are having fun (we are) ♪!”
I see, I see ♪.
Gulp, gulp ♪.
“Puhaha~~ ♪”
Swallowing high-quality alcohol with an excellent throat feel and alcohol content.
The world, my subordinates, my followers are multiplying to the left and right ♪?
Ugh, I’m drunk, burp /// ♪.
Drinking something to sober me up.
Taking a break for about ten minutes.
As I was incorporating the corpses and women who would become baggage into my body…
“Trouble again!?”
“Yes, boss.”
The gods of this world… are they trying to disrupt my dreams?
Oh, God of Destiny! If I find your blessed one! I’ll tear them to shreds (even if it’s a woman, even a beautiful one)!!
Outside the town.
I discovered dust clouds of a group heading this way.
Second report.
“They look like refugees.”
“Did they run from other towns and villages?”
Should I spare those who seem promising and appeal to His Majesty the King that I saved them, to make him lower his guard?
“Ask if they will accompany us to the Royal Capital.”
“Yes, boss.”
We primarily use carriages.
The knights (golems) were captured from the enemy army, but most of them were heavily damaged.
There isn’t a single one that can be repaired.
We can break them, but we can’t fix them.
We’re just small-time villains.
There’s also the option of fixing them with my Possession Ability, but…
there’s no time…
We’ve taken too many detours.
As an excuse for being late, we were escorting refugees.
“Alright, you guys, we’re returning to the Royal Capital (this time for sure, without detours)!”
“Ooooooh—!!”
Many of them have graduated from being virgins.
As we set off on our return journey, everyone had glittering effects in the background.
Hey, don’t march with refreshing effects!
The gazes of those we are escorting are painful.
While thinking such things in the cockpit…
The scouting device detected a medium-sized monster.
“It’s a monster! I’ll go take care of it quickly. You all continue.”
“Boss, don’t you think you need to go…”
“Fool. The boss has his own reasons.”
“As expected of the boss ♪! To protect us…”
“You, move your feet.”
“May fortune be with you. Burn the sight of our boss into your eyes—!”
“Yes! Yes! General Nine ♪!! Banzai ♪! Banzai ♪! Many Banzai ♪!! May the blessings of the Martial God, the War Goddess, and the Gods of War be upon you ♪!!”
Was it someone’s instigation among the accompanying citizens?
Are you trying to turn my subordinates into apostles of a religious faction?
Hmph, well, it’s fine.
It’s time to focus on absorbing the magic stones and materials of the monsters.
We’re only a little bit away from realizing my dream ♪. I won’t be outdone.
I will definitely succeed and live happily, surrounded by beautiful women with ease ♪♪.
We reached the location of the monster in no time with the stride of the knight (golem).
Now, I was about to finish it quickly, but…
“Hm? Where is the monster…”
I arrived at the location indicated by the scouting device.
Yet, I couldn’t even sense any monster presence.
Is it above or below?
No birds are flying above.
Then, it must be underground.
I kicked and dug randomly.
“Kyurururu!!”
“Oh, found it ♪.”
I thought it would be a worm or a mole underground, but…
I didn’t expect it to be a plant.
And vegetables, at that.
“Now I’ll be scared to eat vegetables from now on!”
“Kyurru!”
Is the main body the stem part?
The roots, leaves, and fruits have regenerative abilities, don’t they?
Buban! Boban!
The vegetable monster extended its stem and shot out ripe Gaggai-imo and carrots like bullets.
Clang! Clash!
It would be dangerous if I were alive. Even with armor, the impact force of being hit is significant.
For a knight (golem), it would either peel off the paint or leave a scratch or two.
“Crumble.”
“Kyuuuuuu—!!”
It hopped around with its roots like a frog.
Reading its landing spot, I crushed it with the sole of my foot.
With the weight of a knight (golem), anything, be it a vegetable or a weed, would die if stepped on.
You could also burrow underground, but…
If you burrow, you can’t move, right ♪?
I defeated the stationary vegetable monster.
The vegetables used as bullets were pulverized.
The ones that were safe were crushed and looked like dirty bread dough.
I couldn’t find any magic stones.
I absorbed the mana around the monster’s corpse by balling it up and incorporated it into my body.
I got back on the knight (golem) and returned to the unit.
