Chapter 2: New Century (Epilogue)
Xi Wei glanced at the date.
It was already a day ago.
This meant that in about two more days, Perro Hammerfang would encounter the so-called Second Prince, and this was the best time for him to pull the wool over their eyes.
He had to be one step ahead of Perro Hammerfang.
[Ding! Detected strong villainous tendencies in the host, daily villain mission activated!]
[Villain Mission 1: Plunder the combined supplies prepared by the Andor Empire for the Orc Royal Court.]
[Villain Mission 2: Cause the two princes of the Orc Royal Court to kill each other.]
[Villain Mission 3: Detected a large number of Players insulting the host. Should they not be punished?]
Insult me?
Xi Wei was stunned.
He, a wise and mighty king, had never mistreated his subordinates. He was always devoted and heartfelt to everyone.
Yet now, some Players were cursing him?
This was unbearable.
“What are the Players saying about me?”
[They’re calling you a pervert, a scoundrel, saying you don’t give out mounts and aren’t human, that you’re impotent and premature, and that you’re as bad as dog feces.]
Xi Wei: “…”
The system’s summary was accurate. Xi Wei even felt that the system would be better suited for performing rapier, with a much brighter future than being a system.
“Keke…”
The king, lying on the dragon’s back, let out a sinister laugh. For some reason, all the Players shivered.
[Ding! New mission triggered: Ten Thousand Miles Urgent!]
[Mission Description: The King of Winter has received a secret letter from his subordinate. Two days later, the Third Prince of the Orc Royal Court will arrive at the border of the Andor Empire with his army.]
[Time is pressing. The King of Winter has decided to speed up his march to ensure everything goes smoothly.]
[Mission Objective: Follow the King of Winter’s army as closely as possible. If you fall behind and die, you will be teleported back to Winter City, losing the chance to participate.]
Following closely, the Players discovered that the King of Winter’s marching speed had suddenly doubled.
“Holy crap!”
“King of Winter, you [%$#@]! Mother [%$#@%]!”
“No way?! My stamina bar is really not enough!”
The Players were filled with resentment.
However, some had calm expressions.
These were the Players from the Xuanjia Camp.
“Brothers, let’s show our partners our strong ♂ and fierce physique!”
“Ohohohohoh~”
The Players had no pain receptors, and their physique was far beyond that of ordinary people. Therefore, they could actually keep up with the pace.
They were just ranting.
Back when Xi Wei was alone defending Most City, the Players had scrambled to support him, and the marching speed then was much faster than now.
However, the Players’ nightmare was not over.
It was hard to guarantee that the Dragon Players flying in the sky hadn’t cursed him. Xi Wei would not let them off.
He was a king who treated everyone equally.
In every aspect.
After marching for half a day, Xi Wei stopped at an oasis near the border of the Andor Empire.
Quite a few Players had already fallen behind.
While it was a punishment for the Players, it should also be done in moderation.
Moreover, armies also needed rest.
This oasis was a good place.
Xi Wei instructed his maids to watch Connie and not let her wander off, then went to find Supreme Cloth.
At this moment, the Dragon Players were soaring freely over the oasis lake. Occasionally, a few would land on the shore and pretend to drink some lake water, experiencing a feeling of closeness to nature.
When the King of Winter approached, the Players were not surprised, shaking their heads and making “ang ang ang” sounds.
This was a major drawback of transmigrating into dragons.
They were gradually becoming primitive.
After all, it was more comfortable for their throats this way.
Unless they reached level 50, when the Venom Dragon’s vocal cords developed again and entered adulthood, the Players would be able to communicate freely without the system’s translation into the continental common language.
[Ding! You have entered a plot mission.]
Supreme Cloth, who was lying on his back on the ground, suddenly saw a prompt box appear before his eyes.
[The King of Winter seems to have some troubles. Perhaps you can help him.]
Supreme Cloth’s brow twitched, and an inauspicious feeling surged in his heart. Whenever the system popped up such a mission, it was never good news.
As expected, he immediately felt his body stiffen. The surrounding Dragon Players also couldn’t move. They twisted their heads towards him.
Supreme Cloth himself was in an even worse state.
He was already lying on his back, but the system controlled him, making him wriggle on his wings to the front of the King of Winter.
[Please choose your response.]
[A. Oh~ Your Majesty, the King of Winter, why are your brows so furrowed? Do you have any worries? Please tell your most loyal subordinate, perhaps I can help you solve the problem.]
[B. Your Majesty! Fuck me! Fuck me quickly! (Very loud, broadcasted on all channels)]
[C. Your Majesty, I think I’m just a piece of trash. Stew me and drink my soup. This is the only contribution I can make to Winter City.]
Supreme Cloth: “……(￣ー￣)”
He didn’t know which scoundrel designer made this choice system. It was utterly disgusting. Anyone with a normal brain wouldn’t come up with such a lewd gameplay.
Did he even need to say it?
Of course, he chose B.
As long as he got into the King of Winter’s bed, half of this Winter Kingdom would belong to him, Supreme Cloth!
“Oh~ Your Majesty, the King of Winter, why are your brows so furrowed?”
“Do you have any worries?”
“Please tell your most loyal subordinate.”
“Perhaps I can help you solve the problem.”
Supreme Cloth raised his crooked neck, making “ang ang ang” sounds that the surrounding Dragon Players could understand.
Damn it!
He clearly chose B just now!
Why did it turn into option A the moment he selected it?
This system is cheating!
Is there no law?
Tears of humiliation fell from Supreme Cloth’s cloudy dragon eyes.
“Oh~ It’s truly gratifying to have a subordinate like you who can understand me.”
Xi Wei smiled broadly, putting on a kind and approachable kingly image, without any pretense.
“It’s like this, Supreme Cloth.”
“The intelligence report mentioned that the Desert Dragons under the Orc Third Prince are entirely dung-yellow, but your skin is a bit greenish.”
“This means that we will be discovered if we go to plunder the supplies like this.”
“So, you need to disguise yourselves.”
After speaking, Xi Wei quietly stared at Supreme Cloth, as mechanical as an NPC controlled by a game.
[Ding! Please choose your response.]
[A. Great Majesty, it is our honor to share your worries. The easiest way to turn dung-yellow is, of course, with dung.]
[B. My King is magnificent. It is my fortune to share your worries. To turn dung-yellow, the easiest way is to use dung.]
[C. Great majesty, it’s our honor to share your worries. The easiest way to turn yellow is to use shit.]
Supreme Cloth stared at the three options, dumbfounded. He had heard that Players encountered similar situations with three options before, but now the game system was not even pretending anymore.
All three options were identical.
And why would they use dung to turn yellow?!
No!
What kind of logic is this?! ((유∀유|||))
