Chapter: 603 I’m going to complain to His Majesty Winter
Chapter: 603 I’m going to complain to His Majesty Winter
“What are you two still standing there for? Waiting for the funeral feast?”
Xi Wei glanced at Clemon and Gudbad, who were standing frozen in place, with an unfriendly tone.
“Ahem, Your Majesty, this old man will go now.”
Clemon said nothing.
He just couldn’t believe that things had unfolded this way, making him somewhat incredulous.
However, he firmly believed that every seemingly bizarre action Xi Wei took had a deeper meaning behind it.
It was okay if he didn’t understand it now; he just needed to follow along, and he would eventually understand.
“Your Majesty, are you serious?”
Gudbad clearly lacked perception and was still trying to ascertain the seriousness of the situation.
“Of course, I’m serious. I also know that you’ve been frequenting the Succubus Tavern in Most City recently, going once a week. You’ve got quite a lot of money, haven’t you? Have your socks been washed, and your underwear?” Xi Wei looked at Gudbad, a cold smile playing on his lips.
Gudbad’s money came from the missions he completed for players, and Xi Wei had also given him a perfume product line to try managing. If he could outperform those merchants, he would replace them as a shining golden blade in Xi Wei’s hand.
Half of the nobles in the Wintery Empire had already been dealt with.
The nobles who held power were basically loyalists of Xi Wei.
They were also progressive and open-minded, able to keep pace with Xi Wei’s rhythm.
Their thoughts were also focused on the entire Wintery Empire, not their own purses.
For such nobles,
Xi Wei naturally permitted their continuation.
“Your Majesty, I’m going now.”
Gudbad felt a chill down his spine and quickly scrambled away.
With no one else around, Xi Wei turned and headed towards the Inner City of Winter City.
There were fifteen candy stores in the Outer City, but only three in the Inner City, and fewer people, making them easier targets.
Sneaking around the vicinity of the candy store,
Xi Wei immediately spotted his target, an old acquaintance, the Little Fatty he had encountered on his enthronement day.
As the saying goes,
If you shear one sheep repeatedly, the other sheep will not be harmed.
Is this cruel?
No! This is great love!
Without a moment’s delay, the Legendary Knight, King of Winter, Lord of the Eagle, Destroyer of the Undead, Proxy of Angels, Conqueror of Elves, King of Conquest of the North Continent, Xi Wei Jinshi, directly used his Legendary-grade power to tear through space and appear before the Little Fatty, then tore through space again and appeared in a dark alley.
The people around only saw their vision blur as if a gust of black wind had swept by, and then the little fatty disappeared.
“Isn’t that the little fatty from the Crete family?”
“Good heavens!”
“Quick, go and get the Inner City Guard!”
“What?! The Inner City Guard isn’t here!?”
Meanwhile, in the pitch-black alley.
The Little Fatty, clutching the candy he had just bought, trembled as he pressed himself against the cold wall. A tall figure was slowly approaching him. In that moment, he finally remembered the fear of being dominated by the Candy Bandit.
“Hand over your candy!”
Xi Wei extended a hand. He had altered his voice, bending slightly at the back. His voice was as eerie as a reanimated Lich.
“No… I can’t!”
The Little Fatty shook his head repeatedly, refusing to let go of his candy.
At this moment, the image of his deceased father appeared in his mind.
His father had died fighting demons. He had sworn to become like his father—brave, passionate, fearless, and willing to give everything to protect his home.
He didn’t need to protect his home now, nor did he have the ability.
But he could start by protecting his own candy.
The Candy Bandit was getting closer.
The image of his father’s voice and smile slowly faded.
Then, the image of the King of Winter appeared in the Little Fatty’s mind.
That handsome king had executed the scoundrel who had stolen his father’s pension, and he had also brought a beautiful maid to save his mother’s life. He wanted to be a soldier under this king in the future and charge into battle for him!
So, facing the Candy Bandit, he had to be brave.
He had to learn to resist!
An endless surge of courage welled up in the Little Fatty’s heart.
He imagined a lightsaber appearing in his hand, knocking the approaching Candy Bandit to the ground with one punch, then holding the lightsaber to his neck and telling him that stealing children’s candy was wrong.
However, imagination was, after all, just imagination.
“Hand over the candy!!”
Xi Wei let out a low growl, like a beast ready to devour.
The Little Fatty’s legs trembled, and he slumped to the ground. The Rainbow Bobo Candy in his hand rolled to Xi Wei’s feet.
Indeed, fighting demons was too terrifying. Why were they making things difficult for a child like him!?
The Little Fatty wet himself.
At first, he had held back a bit to maintain his pride as a boy, but since he had already peed himself, what was the point of holding back anymore?
He might as well cry his heart out while fully opening the floodgates.
The sound of “whoosh” was exceptionally clear in the alley.
Xi Wei’s mouth twitched, and he picked up the Bobo candy before it could be contaminated by the boy’s urine.
“Remember to hand over your candy directly in the future, and you’ll suffer less. Keke…”
With a sinister laugh, Xi Wei tore through space and vanished in a single step.
And in this pitch-black alley.
The Little Fatty could finally stop holding back his cries and let out the full volume.
“Wuwuwu… Mama! Papa! The Candy Bandit, the Candy Bandit is back, wuwuwu…”
“Candy Bandit, *hic*, you, *hic*, you listen to me!”
“I, *hic*, I, *hic*, I’m going to complain to His Majesty Winter! *Ugh, wuwuwu*…”
…
At night, a newspaper appeared on Xi Wei’s desk.
[Explosive News! Candy Bandit Appears Again in Wintery Inner City! What Shocking Secrets Lie Within?]
[Deep Dive! Little Fatty from the Trick Family Encounters the Candy Bandit for the Second Time, His Inner Journey is Heartbreaking!]
[Unbelievable! The Candy Bandit Left a Fatal Clue: Even a Buckle from a Knight Boot!?]
Xi Wei leaned back in his chair, massaging his temples wearily.
He had thought this plan was foolproof.
As a result, a Crusader accidentally dropped a buckle.
While he could punish Gudbad by making him wash socks, he felt there was no point in punishing System soldiers, as it was meaningless.
“This matter, it was Master who did it, wasn’t it…”
Loli stood behind Xi Wei and gently massaged his shoulders.
In fact, there was no need to ask this question.
After all, there were so many Bobo candies piled up on Xi Wei’s desk.
Xi Wei opened one of them and slipped it into Loli’s mouth.
“Hee hee~” The Little Maid, with candy in her mouth, smiled sweetly, her dimples like a trap that captured people’s hearts.
She said with a smile, “My King is so kind~”
Xi Wei was stunned for a moment, then turned to look at the Little Maid. “Why do you say that?”
“Even though your official duties are so busy, you still managed to find time to bring so many soldiers to play with the children in the city. If I had had a Candy Bandit like this in my childhood, how much fun would that have been~”
Xi Wei looked at Loli, whose smile was warm, and confirmed one fact.
In the Little Maid’s eyes, he was at least filtered through ten thousand layers.
Even if he were to sink this continent, Loli would probably gently clap her hands and say indifferently, “Good riddance!”
