As announced in the previous activity report, we will begin by-story episode 53.5.
This side-story was written to commemorate the following, and will be released in six installments every three days.
1. Unique access reaches 2 million on 2019.12.29
2. Overall evaluation reaches 25,000 Pt on 2020.1.6
I am deeply grateful for the support of my readers, which has allowed me to continue this far.
2020.10.10 Typo correction
“So, Is that so. My compatibility with you guys is perfect! That annoying guy clinging to your shoulder is better off abandoned!!” → “… Is that so!!”
“Swan Hilda is surprisingly dense. She saw through the fact that they were demons.”
“Then why didn’t you issue a warning. You damn spirit!”
*Squeeze*
“Dietlinde, let go. They saved the lives of the party members. They are a great benefactor!”
“As for me, I intend to strangle the damn spirit who was negligent in her report…”
“This time, I was saved thanks to them. And yet… you intend to strangle them… Hec, HECK-SHOO!!”
I am Dietlinde Tinde Tintaal, a High Elf.
I am also the fifth princess of the Tintaal Kingdom, which has the largest territory and population among the kingdoms founded by the Elf race.
However, officially, I am said to have died in an unfortunate accident…
Regardless of that, our “Princess Harem” was attacked by Babel Emperor, who was a disguised form of our arch-nemesis, Babel, the leader of the demons.
In the sudden ambush, or rather, encounter battle, the Valkyrie Swan Hilda barely saved the lives of her five companions.
On the other hand, Holy Spirit Serena, a swarm of Holy Element Spirits, claims she did her best, but I cannot forgive her for not reporting the enemy’s true identity the moment she saw through it.
However, the moment I tried to capture the Holy Spirit Serena and punish her, she let out a huge sneeze.
At that moment, I was struck by a strange sensation of floating.
We were supposed to be inside the “Adventurer Guild” building, but the surrounding scenery began to blur, and my consciousness went dark…
Then, in the blink of an eye, I found myself in an unfamiliar forest.
Of course, the captured Holy Spirit Serena was in my palm…
I am separated from Hal-sama and the other party members.
And in front of me, a giant tree is growing.
Even though the distance to the giant tree is actually considerable… my sense of perspective is distorted.
“Wh-where is this!? And that magnificent tree in front of us… it’s like Yggdrasil.”
As I muttered in amazement, the Holy Spirit Serena, likely due to my loosening grip, escaped from my palm and flew into the air.
She also stopped in mid-air, seemingly as stunned as I was.
In other words, this sudden abnormal situation is likely something the Holy Spirit Serena was also unaware of…
“…I, I’ve done it again.”
*Squeeze*
“Done what, you useless spirit! Spit it all out!!”
“This is, so to speak, another world. When you sneezed, the excess Holy Aura energy that leaked out caused an ‘isekai-ten’ (world transmigration).”
“Wh-what! You’re saying this is another world? Take me back to my original world immediately!”
“Most of your Internal Holy Aura was used for the ‘isekai-ten’ and has been depleted. While it doesn’t interfere with normal actions, your Holy Aura needs to be perfect to return to the original time and place through ‘isekai-ten’.”
“I understand that ‘isekai-ten’ and ‘time reversal’ require a vast amount of magical power, or rather, Holy Aura. But will that really get us back?”
“If you wait a few days, I will be fully prepared and we can return. Until then, let’s have a truce. If you strangle them, Dietlinde will be left behind in this unfamiliar world.”
“Understood.”
And so, I put an end to my quarrel with the Holy Spirit Serena and decided to spend time together in this other world.
However, since we came to another world, I thought it would be good to broaden my horizons.
*VWOOOOOm*
“Oppai-chan, found you!”
*pat! rub, rub*
“…Ah♡”
A temporary truce had been agreed upon between myself and the Holy Spirit Serena, and as we began to explore this other world, I heard an insect-like buzzing sound from behind and a boy’s voice, slightly high-pitched.
Then, the owner of the voice circled in front of me and clung to my breasts.
It’s like some kind of perverted spirit.
By the way, the reconciled Holy Spirit Serena was perched on my right shoulder.
“Wh-what is this? Is this some kind of mischievous fairy in this world!?”
I peeled off the thing clinging to my large breasts and held it up to eye level.
Then, looking at the mysterious creature, I saw that it was about the same size as the Holy Spirit Serena and appeared to be a male fairy dressed in scarlet.
It had two pairs of wings, just like the Holy Spirit Serena, but its face was that of a mischievous boy.
“It seems there are mischievous fairies in this world too.”
“H-helloooo~~. Oppai-chan. I’m ‘Car’, a flame spirit.”
“Th-this is… a fire element spirit that they dislike. Get rid of this guy quickly!”
“Wh-what! You’re saying the spirits of this world have forms like fairies! I am Dietlinde Tinde Tintaal. A High Elf from another world, and also a fire element spirit magic user.”
“Is that so? My compatibility with you guys is perfect! That annoying guy clinging to your shoulder is better off abandoned!!”
“They’re angry! This is ‘Heavenly Punishment’!”
“Hahaha! Can you catch me? Little lady with a seemingly light head.”
“Grrr!! That’s what they said!!”
“Spank my butt, go away yesterday, miss!!”
“F*ck you, that’s what they said!!”
Then, the Holy Spirit Serena, who had flown from my right shoulder, attempted to attack the mischievous spirit named Car, the flame spirit of this world.
Car, the flame spirit, escaped from my hand, and the two spirits began an aerial battle with complex maneuvers around me, but in the end, the Holy Spirit Serena won, and Car, the flame spirit, fled into the forest, leaving behind a parting taunt.
“…Oppai-chan, later~~.”
“They are a great being created by unifying a swarm of Holy Element Spirits, so there’s no way they would lose to some stray spirit like that. If they appear again, I will annihilate them!!”
The Holy Spirit Serena’s anger was immense, but I personally preferred the fire element spirit…
However, if I upset the Holy Spirit Serena, I might be abandoned in this world, so I had no choice but to give up.
And calling me “Oppai-chan”…
It seems I’ll need to provide some educational guidance the next time I see them.
“Say, Serena. While I’m curious about Car, the flame spirit from before, I’m more interested in that giant tree.”
“Yes… that’s right. They are also interested in the giant tree. And yet, the spirits of this world, even though they are of a lower rank, have the same form as them… it’s a bit of a shock.”
“Was that also a being that unified fire element spirits?”
“That was simply a single fire element spirit that took the form of a fairy. Therefore, it is a weaker being than them.”
“Understood.”
Then, the Holy Spirit Serena spread her two pairs of wings and glided, stopping on my right shoulder once again.
I wandered through the forest, aiming for the giant tree towering in the distance.
After walking into the forest for a bit, a mountain path appeared.
It wasn’t paved with flagstones, as one might expect, but it wasn’t just a game trail.
Evidence of this was the ruts left by a carriage.
“It seems there is civilization in this world too.”
“Yes, that’s right.”
And so we continued along the mountain path towards the giant tree.
So far, we haven’t encountered any intelligent life forms other than the perverted spirit (Car), but there’s a possibility of encountering unfamiliar beasts.
Although I was shocked by the “isekai-ten,” as I calmed down, I began to feel a craving for company.
Originally, elves are a reclusive people who love forests, so they should be fine…
Having become accustomed to a lively daily life as a party member of “Princess Harem,” I guess I’ve changed.
As I was thinking this, two people were walking towards me from ahead.
Facing the first intelligent life forms I’ve encountered in this world, my heart pounded with the question of whether they were friend or foe.
And would we be able to communicate?!
Come to think of it, Car, the flame spirit, spoke the same language as us.
The two people walking towards me were wearing tunics, seemingly of forest dwellers.
In addition, the pointed ears peeking out from both sides of their heads were characteristic, suggesting they were elves, like myself.
There are elves in this world too…
I was moved, even as I pretended not to be to the Holy Spirit Serena.
Judging by their attire and facial features, the two elves from this world appeared to be a young boy and girl.
However, being elves, they might be older than they looked.
But since I had encountered my own kind, I couldn’t help but greet them.
Well, I hope we can communicate with these elves from another world.
“Excuse me, excuse me. I’d like to ask you two something, are you elves?”
“You also appear to be an elf of the same race, but I don’t approve of wearing breast pads.”
“Wh-what!?”
While it was fortunate that we could communicate, they pointed out something strange.
“If you are also an elf, shouldn’t you be proud of your supreme small breasts? You’re probably trying to emulate lower-class humans by wearing breast pads, but for an elven maiden, small breasts are everything.”
“Yes, that’s right. Elves don’t need useless fat or flesh!”
I only intended to greet the elves from another world whom I had just met…
But they were disparaging my large breasts.
By my beloved Hal, I cannot let this stand.
I must hear the details and correct their misconceptions.
Besides, I am a High Elf and also a “missionary of breasts”…
“My name is Dietlinde Tinde Tintaal. I am a noble High Elf, and my breasts are genuinely large.”
“My name is Kukulua Ginishide. But Dietlinde, you’re a poor liar. I’ve never seen or heard of an elf with large breasts.”
“My name is Maryuka Petront, Dietlinde-san. Elven breasts are proudly small… you seem to be influenced by a human female. What a pitiable child.”
As I introduced myself, the other two also introduced themselves, and up close, they were a combination of a beautiful boy and a beautiful girl.
And Maryuka Petront, the beautiful girl, appeared to genuinely have small breasts based on the contours of her clothing.
“Still, they are very well-made breast pads. They sway as if they were real.”
“Indeed… The sight of ugly lumps of fat swaying around, even if they are fake, makes me feel sick. And I’ve never heard of ‘High Elves.’ You probably came up with it to compete with ‘Low Elves’…”
We were standing close to each other, but their mockery and contempt were so strong that I felt offended.
What could “Low Elves” possibly be?
“Shall we punish those rude elves?”
As I frowned, the Holy Spirit Serena incited me to punish them.
However, I also thought they should pay for damaging my pride.
“Say, Serena.”
“What is it?”
“Could you perform an ‘Old Man Attack’ on that Maryuka? I want to observe her small breasts up close.”
“Understood. They were also curious about the breasts of the other-world elves. Their breasts are calling to them.”
Then, the Holy Spirit Serena, who leaped lightly from my shoulder, made a large circling maneuver to distract the two, and charged towards Maryuka’s chest, clinging to it.
*pat, rustle, rub, rub, rub, rub, rub, rub*
“Kya!? Kyaaaaahhhh… M-my chest has a giant bug! Kukuluaaa, help meeee~~!”
The next moment, the upper part of Maryuka’s tunic was opened, revealing her proud small breasts.
Her chest, where the ribs were thinly visible, had only nipples.
It looked like a boy’s chest.
The Holy Spirit Serena, clinging to her right breast, or rather, her right chest, was rubbing the area that didn’t seem to have any swell at all.
*rub, rub, rub, rub, rub, rub, rub, rub*
“N-noooohhhh~~ Don’t rub~~. …Ah… ahn♡ …Nooo~~”
Maryuka, whose clothes were suddenly ripped from her upper body, blushed deeply and writhed in shame, yet seemed to be enjoying it.
As an elven maiden, she must have been sensitive, even without any breast development.
It was a perfectly natural reaction for an elven maiden.
And Kukulua, standing next to Maryuka, was also blushing and flustered.
I approached Kukulua, the beautiful boy elf from another world.
Then, I slowly took his right hand and placed it on my left breast.
“It’s embarrassing, but it’s not a serious injury. More importantly, let’s check if my breasts are breast pads or not.”
“Dietlinde-san. Please stop. What a scandalous thing to do in the middle of a public road…”
Kukulua tried to escape, but I had no intention of letting him go.
Continuing, I unbuttoned my adventurer’s outfit with my other hand, revealing a deep cleavage from the opening of my clothes.
Then, I guided Kukulua’s fingertips into the opening, allowing him to directly touch my breasts.
Of course, I was wearing a see-through chemise and a floral bra as underwear, but I guided him through the gaps to my real milk.
“It’s okay. No one is nearby. My breasts are warm and soft, aren’t they?”
*rub*
“!! Th-they’re really not fake!! How can there be elves with large breasts!!”
“Of course, I am a High Elf. How about it? Large breasts are a good thing, aren’t they?”
“I thought small breasts were supreme for elves, but what an amazing presence!”
By this time, Holy Spirit Serena, the perverted old man spirit, had finished enjoying Maryuka’s small breasts and flown away.
Maryuka, who had been subjected to the “Old Man Attack,” had fainted while still bare-chested.
Meanwhile, Kukulua, who was fondling my breasts, was becoming increasingly vigorous.
Kukulua’s eyes were glazed over, seemingly captivated by my large breasts.
And Kukulua’s son seemed to have perked up as well, having erected a magnificent tent in his crotch area.
“Kukukuku. You say small breasts are supreme with your mouth, but in front of my large breasts, it was like an ‘ant’s axe.’ The body is honest!”
Kukulua was now completely enthralled by my large breasts.
Maryuka, who had awakened from her faint, watched this scene in bewilderment.
Thank you for reading.
episode53.5-2, “I am a ‘missionary of breasts’,” has been scheduled for posting at 0:00 on April 27th.
