Chapter 15: I’ll Smash You, You Damn Mirror!
“Yata no Kagami…”
I’m not entirely unfamiliar with this term, as it often appears in various works. The three sacred treasures of Japanese mythology: the Yata no Kagami, the Yasakani no Magatama, and the Kusanagi-no-Tsurugi.
In this era of explosive information, these ancient legends are reincorporated into various works, making people remember their existence once again.
However, when I just uttered the words “Yata no Kagami,” it wasn’t based on that knowledge, but rather a sudden emerging memory that caused me to say it involuntarily.
Could it be memories from a past life? Memories I’ve never known suddenly surfacing can only be from a past life.
I shook my head, dispelling the feeling of confusion. No matter what happened in my past life, I am still me. I mustn’t lose myself.
“The pattern on the back is a three-legged crow. Although over ninety percent of its power has diminished, it is indeed the true ‘Yata no Kagami.’ I’m surprised you actually know about it.”
“I’ve only heard of related legends, and I often see them in various works… But I remember the Yata no Kagami is kept at Ise Grand Shrine, right?”
“The broken mirror at Ise Grand Shrine is just a fake. No, it’s not even a fake; it’s a secondary imitation made to imitate a fake.”
“Of the three sacred treasures that have been passed down since ancient times, the only genuine one currently possessed by the Japanese Imperial Family is the Yasakani no Magatama. It has always been kept within the Imperial Palace, and outsiders are not allowed to visit. However, according to reliable sources, it was stolen by someone not long ago and hasn’t been recovered yet. Ha, serves them right!”
“Stolen?”
Damn it! Who has the audacity to steal a sacred artifact from the Imperial Palace… Wait, Yasakani no Magatama, Magatama… Could it be the one I gave to Lianbing…
“Oh ho? It seems like you have a destiny with the three sacred treasures, kid? Hey!”
Damn it! She saw through my thoughts again!
“Pfft! …. Hahaha! Seeing your ‘it’s all over’ expression, is there really a need to be so terrified? Don’t worry, I have no interest in the Three Sacred Treasures, and the ‘Organization’ doesn’t restrict personal freedom. I won’t just blab about it. Besides, I’d be happy to see those idiots from the ‘mechanism’ worry about it… But, if you want to gather all three sacred treasures, it might be quite difficult.”
“Hm? Why?”
“Because the Kusanagi-no-Tsurugi already has a master. Don’t ask me who it is. You weren’t interested anyway, right? And if you truly have a destiny with the Three Sacred Treasures, they’ll naturally fall into your hands when the time comes, won’t they?”
… I never expected you to understand me so well…
You said it all, what else can I say? Although, I really have no interest in the Three Sacred Treasures.
“Oh dear, after all, we’ve had physical contact~ Jun Jun, I have a pretty good grasp of what kind of person you are. Honestly, I quite like you, you know? Why don’t you let me keep you? What do you say? Big sister will definitely not treat you badly~”
“Ho, alright. As long as you can convince my girlfriend and my younger sisters, I’ll have no objections.”
“Tch, forget it then. I’m not young anymore, and I don’t want to fight for affection with young people. We’ll meet in dreams from now on, hehehe~^”
Her expression was like ‘I’ve found a new toy.’ That damn hooligan! You know you’re not young anymore, but you denied it when I called you old earlier.
“I can say such things about myself, but others can’t, do you understand~ Jun Jun~”
The Principal naturally leaned closer, hugging me from behind and harassing me. I twisted my body, trying to break free, but her limbs were entwined around me like an octopus… Don’t reach inside my clothes!
— So heavy! You old hooligan, get off me! This is enough!
“Ho, you, you said I’m heavy, didn’t you? You said I was heavy? Where am I heavy! That’s all from my chest and butt; I’m not that heavy!”
“Eek! I didn’t expect your tastes to be so… But we succubi have strong regenerative abilities, and besides, we’re in your consciousness. If you want to play that kind of extreme play, I’m always ready to accompany you~ Hohoho~”
“Who wants to play! Get off me this instant!”
This woman is truly the most troublesome person I’ve ever met. Not only is she as cunning as a fox, but her face is as thick as a city wall that even a super-large-scale titan couldn’t breach. She’s like a stubborn old mule that’s impossible to deal with. — Why is Teacher Lili’s mother like this…
“None of your business! I’ll bite!” S M J wan
“Damn it! Are you a dog?!”
After struggling with this hooligan for a long time again, I finally lost my temper and “subdued” her on the spot once more. Only after adding another stroke to the character “正” did she reluctantly leave me… This hooligan is like a leech, a parasite.
Wait, how much vitality has she drained from me? Could I really be sucked dry into a husk… Waking up to find my body just skin and bones, something like that dream shouldn’t happen in reality, right?
“Tch, big sister wasn’t draining your vitality just now! Your little bit of vitality isn’t even enough to fill my teeth.”
I felt so annoyed, like she was looking down on me. But, whatever, if I keep arguing with her, it’ll never end. Moreover, even though this isn’t reality, I still feel a sense of guilt for having sex with another woman while having Lianbing. Especially since this hooligan is Teacher Lili’s mother…
Good heavens, will I be able to look Teacher Lili in the eye after waking up? The Principal patted my back to comfort me.
“Don’t worry, don’t worry~ I only act like this when we’re alone in dreams. Once we go out, even if you try to get close to me, I won’t bother with you~ So Jun Jun, why don’t you cherish your big sister more right now?”
“You’re the one I don’t want to bother with.”
“Tch, you heartless little thing! I gave you everything, and you, after getting your fill, just kick me away… Ah~ My life is so bitter~ My previous husband was an ungrateful scoundrel, and now my new lover is also a heartless little brat. Not only did he become my daughter’s master, but he also wants to treat me as an RBQ. Alas! Heavens, why are you so cruel to me~~~”
Who is treating whom as an RBQ…
“Principal, all I want to say to you right now is, are you poisoned?! ‘Secretly’
“Poisoned~ I’ve fallen victim to the poison of love~ So I must be unfeeling!”
“Ha… Principal, stop joking. Let’s quickly finish what we need to do and get out of here, alright?..” I must think Yu Hui and Teacher Lili are waiting anxiously outside. I wonder how much time has passed outside.
The Principal suddenly put on a serious expression, clasped my hands, and placed them on her chest, letting me feel her heartbeat as she spoke.
“While we are ‘here,’ please call me Nana, okay? After we go out, calling me Principal would be… I hope you can call me by my name.”
… It’s not an act, is it? Although the Principal is unpredictable, I have a feeling she’s being serious this time.
… Does it matter if she’s serious or not? I just need to agree.
“I understand… Nana.”
Upon hearing this, she revealed a faint, nostalgic smile. I suddenly felt that this might be her true smile.
However, this smile lasted less than two seconds before turning into a mischievous grin, her perverted aura fully exposed.
“Hehe, does this count as our first time?”
“I don’t think so… It’s neither in reality nor planned. At most, it’s spiritual intercourse.”
“That’s true. Then, does this count as the mother-in-law secretly having sex with the son-in-law?”
“You can go die! You pervert!”
“Ahahaha~ Jun Jun got angry~”
This woman is definitely the number one crazy bitch I’ve ever met! More insane than those bald guys in the Jumbo Mountain Psychiatric Hospital!
“I’m not crazy! Jun Jun, you’re the one who is crazy! Something has entered your head now!”
“Yes, why did this divine artifact run into my head ah!”
Was that thing that hit me in the park that day this item!
Hearing my exclamation of shock, the Principal, Nana, raised an eyebrow and looked at me.
“It seems you already have an idea?”
“But why is it…” I mean, I’m not special in any way, so why would the Yata no Kagami seek me out…
“The Yata no Kagami symbolizes ‘honesty.’ It probably saw your honest nature, Jun Jun, and coincidentally encountered a magic circle, which is why it’s fixed in your mind.”
It must be this large magic circle with a radius of about three meters in front of me.
00k.SEA
Is this really just a low-level Charm Magic Circle?
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“It was originally just a basic Charm Magic Circle, but this mirror amplified it… No, that’s not right. It should be said that to remain stably in your head, it reinforced the magic circle acting as a ‘bracket’.” Specifically…
After that, Nana chattered on about many things I barely understood. Roughly summarized, my ordinary body was originally incapable of containing a divine artifact like the Yata no Kagami. However, by pure chance, I encountered a magic circle, and it absorbed this magic circle into my head, serving as its ‘mirror frame.’
But it is still in an unstable state. After all, this magic circle is just a low-level Charm Magic Circle. In other words, the ‘mirror frame’ is too small to support the mirror. Later, when I uttered Lili’s true name, this mirror secretly exerted its power, completing the master-servant contract that was originally impossible to sign, and absorbed half of Lili’s Spiritual Power, only then was it successfully housed in my head. And the reason I always have wicked thoughts from time to time is because…
“Now, this Charm Magic Circle has exceeded the basic three tiers and has become a great magic circle, which is why it’s affecting your mind.”
As Nana said, because that low-level Charm Magic Circle is no longer low-level, even though my Spiritual Power has strengthened, I’m still unable to resist its effects.
The function of a Charm Magic Circle is to make the opposite sex infatuated while arousing one’s own lust. I heard it also has an aphrodisiac effect… Cough cough… It is now almost certain that this magic circle is the main reason I have wicked thoughts.
“I never expected to find the Yata no Kagami in your body. I initially thought you had awakened some special ability, but it turns out to be the effect of a ‘divine artifact.’ Legend says it can bring auspiciousness, reflect human hearts, expose the essence of demons, and foresee life and death, good and bad fortune… Your abilities are almost the same, aren’t they?”
Reflecting human hearts probably refers to the ability to discern others’ emotions through colors, and exposing the essence of demons means being able to see true names. As for foreseeing life and death, good and bad fortune… Ah, could the dream I had this morning have been a premonitory dream? But auspiciousness? What the hell is auspiciousness! What the hell is auspiciousness!
I’ll smash you, you damn mirror!
