Chapter 18 Nearly Wet Myself
When do most people start their day?
Usually, it’s around 6 AM, 7 AM, or 8 AM, right?
If you’re a lazy person, then maybe 11 AM, 12 PM, or even 1 PM?
In short, it definitely starts during the day, unless you’re a cultivator.
Normally, someone as healthy as me should also start their day at 6 AM, but today I unusually had to get up in the middle of the night.
The time now… I don’t actually know the specific time, but looking out the window, it’s still completely dark, so it must be midnight.
My consciousness suddenly became clear for only one reason: I needed to go to the bathroom.
I should have known not to drink that glass of iced juice before sleeping. Plus, I only wore a jacket back then, so my stomach might have caught a cold.
However, there is a very fatal problem now.
That is, at this very moment, lying beside me is a creature belonging to the “younger sister” species.
Her breathing is even, so she must be asleep.
I remember that when Xinran and I used to share a room, I slept on the upper bunk. Every time I turned over, Xinran’s steady breathing would become irregular. Therefore, in order not to disturb her sleep, I developed the skill of not moving a muscle and not snoring while sleeping.
That’s irrelevant, but what I want to say is that Xinran is very sensitive when she sleeps; even the slightest movement can wake her up. She’s as alert as a cat. I don’t have the confidence to move her arm away without waking her.
But I really need to go to the restroom…
What time is it now? She should have left by now, right?
Does Xinran run to my room every night? When did this start?
I actually never noticed!
Although I tend to sleep quite soundly, it’s really foolish that I haven’t noticed until now.
Perhaps my wish was granted; I heard a soft groan, and Xinran woke up.
Phew… That’s great. She’ll leave like she did yesterday.
I’ll go to the restroom after she leaves. To be safe, I’ll hold it in a bit longer after she leaves and then go to the first floor to use the toilet. I can probably hold it for about ten more minutes.
However, my plan fell apart in three seconds.
Something with a faint floral scent approached me, and I realized it might be Xinran’s lips.
Yesterday, she was just holding my arm, and today she’s going to kiss me?
The feeling of uncertainty filled me with panic. I really couldn’t pretend to be asleep any longer! My body became incredibly stiff, and I almost couldn’t help but get up and push her away!
No, I can’t move! I can’t even swallow!
I have to remain a wooden doll until Xinran leaves!
If I get up now, it won’t be me who gets hurt, it will be Xinran!
“Brother… you’re awake, right?”
I’ve been discovered!
No, maybe it’s just a test. Stay calm, don’t panic.
“You don’t have to pretend anymore. I can feel it. You’re definitely awake.”
Surprised, heh, heh.
At this point, there’s no use in pretending anymore.
I opened my eyes and turned to look at Xinran. Her face was right in front of me. Her expression didn’t seem to have changed, but I knew she was a little nervous.
Having lived together for over ten years, I’ve become quite adept at discerning those subtle changes in my indifferent sister’s expression.
I propped myself up on my upper body, resting one hand on the pillow and scratching my head with the other.
What should I do next? Ask her why she’s sleeping in my bed? Or ask her why she wants to kiss me? No, isn’t that asking the obvious and making things awkward for her… Tsk, I don’t even have a topic to start with. This is troublesome.
As I was thinking about what would be a good thing to say, a sudden urge to pee came over me.
Ugh, I forgot about the bathroom… How embarrassing.
There’s no other way. A person has urgent needs. I’ll go relieve myself first and then have a heart-to-heart with my sister when I get back.
However, as soon as I tried to get out of bed, Xinran grabbed my wrist and asked, “Where are you going?”
“To the bathroom.”
“Liar, you’re going to tell Mom.”
“Uh, no, I really need to use the restroom.”
Although I did consider telling Mom about Xinran just now, I forcefully suppressed it. I was afraid that if I told Mom, Xinran, who would be stimulated, would run away from home.
Telling Mom is a final resort, a ultimate weapon to be used only in extreme circumstances. Otherwise, it would only lead to the disastrous outcome of everything falling apart.
I think I know how to have a conversation with Xinran. Since she’s afraid of me telling Mom, I’ll use that as a threat to coax information out of her. This way, I can have a more assertive conversation with her.
“Then I’ll go with you.”
What? Go with me? Although the bathrooms at home are not gender-specific, that doesn’t mean they can be used by both sexes!
“You wait here.”
“No, I’m going with you.”
The possibility of convincing Xinran in a short period of time was too low, and I was reaching my limit. So, I could only compromise for now.
“Alright, whatever you want.”
After saying that, I forcefully pulled my arm back, shook off Xinran’s hand, and rushed out of the room. I quickly went to the second-floor bathroom, opened the door, and walked in, hastily starting to undress without even turning on the light.
However, just as I unbuckled my belt and pulled out my little brother, with a click, the door closed!
I didn’t close the door when I entered the bathroom. Xinran must have closed it.
“You don’t want to call Mom, do you?”
Waaah!
You scared me to death!
How did she get in here!
“Hey, hey, hey, get out! Why did you follow me in!”
“No, you have to hand over your phone first.”
“I don’t have my phone!”
If I hold it any longer, my bladder will explode!
Tsk, no matter what! A man turns his back to the toilet! Anyway, I’m facing away from Xinran, so she can’t see anything!
With that mindset, I stood up from the toilet, turned around, unbuckled my belt and button, unzipped my fly, and aimed at the toilet.
…I can’t pee.
“Can you please stop looking at me… I can’t pee.”
“Why?”
You’re still asking why!
Why else could it be! It’s awkward being watched!
Xinran was silent for a few seconds, and then I felt darkness before my eyes as the bathroom light was turned off.
Oh, I see… So that’s it. In the darkness, the tension of being watched will be reduced.
Ha… This is too much. Why does even peeing have to be so complicated…
However, it’s not over yet!
Just as the urine was about to spray out, something soft pressed against my back. Xinran rested her head on my shoulder.
“Hey, hey, hey! What are you doing!”
“Don’t move, it’s going to spill. It’s so dark, you probably can’t aim properly. I’ll help you hold your pants.”
I can aim perfectly fine! A man can pee with his eyes closed!
Ugh!
A cold little hand pulled up my pants, getting caught on the zipper… My face contorted immediately.
It hurts so much!
“Ugh, what the hell!”
“I feel like there’s resistance…”
Just shut up!
“Pull it up a little higher??”
I told you to shut up! Ugh! I can’t hold it anymore!
*Splash*…
Three minutes later… I sat on the chair, devoid of all life, my entire body a pale gray. Ah… I feel like I’ve lost something. That must be the so-called dignity… Ah, something seems to have lowered, perhaps that’s the so-called bottom line…
Although I didn’t wet myself, peeing with my sister holding my pants…
…My dignity as an older brother, which hadn’t even been established yet, has shattered into pieces!
