Chapter 78: Lesbian Vibes
“Teach them what? They still can’t see you, right?”
“But you’re here, Juncheng~ I’ll tell you the method, and then you can take us to train them. I guarantee they’ll all turn into obedient little lambs.”
“Unconsciously, you added an extra word, completely changing the meaning of the sentence. You’re really something…”
“Hoo hoo hoo, thanks for the compliment~”
…With this kind of reaction, I can’t even continue to complain. I wasn’t complimenting you.
“Besides, Little Bingbing is planning something fun.”
“Lianbing? You know what she wants to do? Honestly, my head is already killing me…”
That terrifying Shura Field, when it erupted, it sent chills down my spine, making me feel like I was absolutely finished this time. Fortunately, Yu Hui, Xue Qing, and Xuan’er were all relatively rational (Yu Hui had lost her reason but could still control herself), but Xinran and Ke Ling weren’t as easy to deal with. Because they are my younger sisters, I can imagine how crazy they would become.
“Yes, I can sort of guess what she wants to do, but I won’t tell you, Juncheng~”
“Hmm? Why?”
“Because if I tell you, it won’t be fun anymore, hoo hoo hoo.”
Judging based on whether something is fun… This mode of operation feels very similar to Lianbing’s. Both are hedonistic. They truly live up to being good sisters and good rivals.
But in the end, I’m the one who suffers. From my perspective, it’s not fun at all.
…This is such a sick sense of humor. I’ll be played to death by you guys sooner or later.
“No, you won’t. Not only will you not die, but you’ll also achieve the greatest happiness~”
“I hope so.”
So, the time spent avoiding reality in a haven of tenderness has ended. It’s time to face reality.
I got up from Lan’s lap, rubbed my neck, stood up and stretched, then let out a long, dejected sigh and said.
“Ah. I really don’t want to go home.” OCCR
I never thought that even I, a family-oriented man who, since childhood, never idled around after school, rarely went to internet cafes, and always went home on time to make dinner, would have a day where I didn’t want to go home.
Maybe I’ll just not go home today…
“No, Juncheng. If you don’t go back now, you’ll be walking towards a deadly ending.”
“Something so terrifying… Just one night away from home leads directly to a deadly ending? That strict…”
“Oh my, Juncheng, you don’t understand. Spending a night out without being discovered is one thing, but doing something like not coming home at night, right under their noses, after already angering that group of women, has very serious consequences. Not to mention amplified emotions, any wife would go hysterically crazy if she found out her husband didn’t come home all night…”
That’s indeed true. Because not coming home at night is highly suspicious. From a woman’s perspective, they’d definitely think the man went out to fool around.
Although I just wanted to find any internet cafe to lie low, they definitely wouldn’t believe me, and then I’d have to struggle to explain.
But would they really listen to my explanation?
If explanations worked, Cheng-ge wouldn’t have died, hehe.
“Hiss, what you said makes a lot of sense, Lan. But how do you know so much?”
“Because I’m also a woman. Rather than seeing through what they want to do, it’s more like, ‘If I were in the same situation, what would I do?’ By the way, if I found out you didn’t come home all night without knowing why, I would definitely imprison you again, Juncheng, and I wouldn’t let you out no matter what you said~”
“Don’t say things that sound like they could actually happen in front of me. Besides, we don’t even live together…”
“We’ve slept together so many times, and you don’t want me anymore? *whimper* Juncheng, you’re such a bad man.”
“What surprises me is that you actually started crying.”
Tears are flowing.
I know women are made of water, but I didn’t expect that water to flow just like that. Hmm, that sounds a bit lewd…
I wiped Lan’s tears and gently pulled her up from the bench. Then I said,
“Okay, we’re going home.”
“Hoo hoo, ‘we’? Have I finally been accepted into your home, Juncheng?”
Lan’s words moved me deeply. She had paid much more than anyone else to get to this point.
I patted her head, my fingers brushing through her hair to her cheek. I leaned closer and kissed her, then said,
“You already were.”
“Hoo hoo hoo, Juncheng, you’re getting better and better at charming girls?”
“If I don’t, I’m afraid I won’t be able to keep you all.”
“Hoo hoo, don’t worry. I’ll always be…”
“I will forcibly keep you by my side.”
Lan’s eyes widened, her lips parting in a charming smile as I interrupted her. She was probably going to say, “I’ll always be by your side.”
But there’s no need for you to guarantee it anymore. I’m no longer a weakling who needs women to vouch for him. You are all mine. If someone is lost, I’ll find them. Once found, I’ll keep them by my side, holding them tenderly.
Yes, thinking like this is fine.
“Hearing you say that makes me so happy I could fly! But sweet talk isn’t the key this time. The key lies with the two who are already living in the same house as you, Juncheng.”
…I still don’t know what to do, but I’ve decided to go back and see. I’ll figure it out then.
So, let’s go home.
“Master, welcome back.”
As usual, Lianbing, wearing a maid outfit, greeted me with a bow as I opened the door.
“Oh, I’m back…”
But this time, I wasn’t alone. I brought another person back. However, Lianbing probably wouldn’t notice Lan.
Lan, relying on the fact that Lianbing wouldn’t notice her, giggled and dissed Lianbing from the side.
“Pfft, she called you Master? I’ve wanted to say this for a while. Now I can finally share my thoughts with you, Juncheng… Hmph, hmph, hmph, isn’t this perfect for you? Young Miss Ji~”
As she spoke, Lan patted Lianbing’s shoulder. x< Even doing this much, she wouldn't be noticed... She shouldn't be noticed. But Lianbing immediately frowned, rubbing her shoulder where Lan had patted it, and said. "-...My shoulder feels a bit heavy? Did some blind ghost sneak into the house? I felt like there was an extra person in the house a few days ago, but I never saw anyone. They just do sneaky things. Master, you should lock your door when you sleep at night and don't let 'outsiders' in." ...Ahaha... I could only give a silly smile. I didn't expect Lianbing to be so perceptive, and it seemed she had already noticed before... Even scarier is that she clearly forgot about Lan and couldn't perceive her existence, yet she could still retort so sharply. It's just too powerful. Seeing Lan next to me lose her composure and look displeased confirmed it. They are truly worthy opponents. I feel like the bond between these two is deeper than the bond between me and them. "How dare you... and you specifically emphasized 'outsiders.' You can actually see me, right? Huh? Little Bingbing?" Lan used her index finger to prop up Lianbing's chin, making her look up. But Lianbing didn't look at Lan. She looked at me and asked with confusion. "Hmm? Master, what do you want to do? Do you want a homecoming kiss? Hehehe. To me." From Lianbing's perspective, I was the one who made her look up. This means that the actions of someone whose existence is erased are not treated as if they never happened. Instead, the observed results differ depending on the observer's perspective. It feels related to quantum physics. This might be a cosmic truth that humanity has yet to uncover... "I can give you a homecoming kiss, but could you please brush your teeth first? It gives me a really unpleasant feeling. Master, did you go see some vixen somewhere?" This time, I couldn't even manage a silly smile. Logically, even though I kissed Lan in the park just now, according to Lan's inherent characteristics, she wouldn't leave any "traces" like kiss marks or scents. Yet, Lianbing still noticed. And she even used the word "vixen," clearly referring to Lan! Lianbing, can you really not see Lan? Or perhaps you can sense her? "Oh, right, Master. I bought oranges. Do you want some? After eating oranges to get rid of the taste, I can give you a kiss." "Um, ah..." "Juncheng~ Let me feed you an orange~ Mouth to mouth, you know~" ... They're not even on the same wavelength, yet they're starting to compete! But I'm quite comfortable with this maneuver. Having two beautiful girls feed me oranges, and mouth to mouth, is simply... At this moment, I suddenly realized something. Could it be that I am merely the 'medium' connecting the two of them? In the end, wouldn't it be Lianbing kissing Lan? Looking at the orange in front of me, I fell into deep thought.
