Chapter 80: The Last Calamity
“I can only see, can’t I? Can I also smell your scent?
“You can hear my voice and touch me, so naturally you can smell my scent too~ All five senses have been expanded.
Come to think of it, that’s true. Lan hadn’t disappeared, her trace of existence was just erased, and I gained the ability to sense these traces. Therefore, I could see her, hear her, touch her body, and even smell her scent.
“Forget it, you’ll definitely ask me to smell something again, and then it will lead to a strange situation… This is your plan, right?
You just hurt Xinran’s inner heart with such a cold attitude, even shaking her sense of existence, and then turn around to do something shameless with Lan?
If I could really do that, I would be completely inhuman.
“Hehehe~ Juncheng, you can read my mind now. Is this a sign of being an old married couple? I’m so happy~ Is this like reuniting after a short separation? I feel so sweet right now~”
“You’re always sweet, aren’t you.
“However, although I had that intention…
Lan looked at the loli on the bed and shrugged helplessly, saying.
“But the bed is still occupied by a certain lazy loli god… How about, Juncheng, we…
“Stop, I don’t have that kind of thought. I don’t want it whether I’m standing or sitting. Please stop saying dangerous things that could destroy the world.
“Moo~ Such a shame, then let’s just smell the scent.
“So it still comes down to smelling her scent?”
Lan pretended to be angry, put her hands on her hips, and puffed out her cheeks in dissatisfaction.
“Of course! Juncheng, how could you suspect that I’ve been wearing an unwashed, sweat-smelling outfit all along? As a cute girl who is clean and naturally fragrant, I must clarify your misunderstanding.
“Did I say that…
“Hehehe~ You don’t need to be shy, Juncheng. I know that although you look unwilling, you’re actually happy inside. After all, boys have fantasies about girls’ clothes, right? And the longer the time, the better, and the inner the clothes are…
“…Although I want to deny it, I have to admit that adolescent boys do have a bit of that thought.
Don’t be shy. I think everyone should have this thought, right? Well, it has nothing to do with gender. Wanting to understand the person you like more is natural… Ah!
Could it be! This is Lan’s way of thinking! I actually have a day where I can understand the thought process of a stalker!
“So this is a great opportunity, isn’t it? Juncheng, you actually want to… exhale, sniff the scent of the clothes, and then bury your head in them as if you want to melt into the clothes.
“I think you just want me to develop a new and disgusting fetish for you.
“No, I’m just talking about my usual daily routine.
“So it’s you who’s already developed a fetish!”
A pervert! Ah, Lan was originally a pervert… But I actually have a slight urge to do this. I’ve been called a pervert so much lately, my thoughts are really becoming perverted…
“This is actually a very normal thing, isn’t it? Look, a few days ago, Younger Sister Xinran pretended to wash your clothes and smelled your clothes, didn’t she.
“Hehehe, anyway, this is a rare opportunity. Don’t you want to try it? Don’t worry~ I won’t do anything. Juncheng just needs to lean over and smell it. You don’t need to get close. Of course, I won’t mind if you do get close, hehe…”
“Uh, no ESMi
“Ah, could it be that Juncheng thinks the scent is not strong enough? ….
Lan slowly lifted her skirt,
her smile curved.
“Here~ I really haven’t changed it. The scent should be very strong now. Do~ you~ want~ it~?”
“Ugh, ugh, ugh–..
To lift me up every few minutes, this conversation is impossible.
“Just kidding~ How could I not change my underwear for so long? How could I wear it then.
“Shocking, you actually have common sense like this.
“Of course. It’s uncomfortable to wear. Hehe~ Of course, if Juncheng wants that kind, I can ‘make’ it for you anytime.
– A four. Then it’s still regular to matter, SF Light Novel
“…”.
I slumped down on my swivel chair like a deflated ball and then lay on the desk, pretending to be sleepy, but I was indeed tired.
A gentle voice came from behind me, and I could even imagine Lan’s actions in my mind. Lan even deliberately hung her removed clothes on the back of my chair, as if suggesting I could take them anytime.
“Okay~”
“Are you really dressed? If I see you wearing nothing later, I’ll throw you out the window.”
“Don’t be mean~ Do you want me to be seen by others, Juncheng? I didn’t expect you to awaken such a terrible hobby, but for this alone, I won’t do it even if you beg me, because everything of mine belongs to you, Juncheng, not even a tiny bit to anyone else!
…Suddenly, a declaration of love. I’m so touched.
Based on these words alone, I believe you.
I turned my chair around, and then I saw… Lan wearing a maid outfit, my eyes lit up.
Unlike Lianbing’s black and white maid outfit, Lan was wearing a blue and white maid outfit. The front was mostly white, and she was wearing a blue hairband.
Oh, this is really… attractive. It truly embodies all my preferences, to the point of wanting to keep her hidden away.
Blue and white maid, NICE! So awesome!
What should I do? So cute…
“Ah! Juncheng! Did you just want to push me?!”
What?! You can see through that too? A mere fleeting thought was captured! I shouldn’t have made any expression just now!
Can Lan read my mind to this extent now? So strong!
Putting aside my shock, Lan was so happy she was about to float. She raised one hand, brought her legs together, and happily bounced up.
“Yaaaaaa~~ First time! First time! It’s always been me taking the initiative, but this is the first time you’ve shown your desire for me, Juncheng!”
“Uh! That doesn’t count! I didn’t say it out loud!”
“But you were thinking it, right! Hehehe~ Even if it’s just a fleeting thought, you can’t escape my ‘Juncheng expert’ psychological analysis! I didn’t expect the power of a maid outfit to be so great. I should have just worn a maid outfit to seduce you from the beginning. There was no need for so many elaborate and potentially failed plans! I should have just gone for it! What are we waiting for then~ Let’s start now~ Hehehe~ ●”
Although she had just put on the maid outfit, Lan started taking off her suspender stockings, one by one, with a fluency that was like a skilled craft… Yes! What the hell am I admiring!
“Wait, wait, wait! Are we still going to go through this development!”
“This is the standard development!”
What the…
So, this is truly inhuman…
However, just as Lan was pulling my tie,
and one foot was already on where I was sitting, a faint, crisp, low voice with a disdainful emotion rang out! Stop fooling around. Now there’s an observer. You don’t want ‘Xiao An’ to see me like this, do you?
Some unspeakable things are possible~’ left, but she didn’t put on her suspender stockings again. It felt a bit of a pity. Maid outfits are best with suspenders…
Lan pouted, her legs were also good to look at… Hmm, it’s hard to choose.
But this naked upper body without them, you’re still alive? And you even brought back the Water Calamity.”
“I, I didn’t expect it either. Wait, Xiao An, you can see Lan?”
“Yes, isn’t it just me? That is to say, Xiao An also has this ability?
Can even see Lan (
“Of course… you’re a god, that’s amazing.
Oh, as expected of you.
“How do you know if you can’t see… ‘she said with disdain. You’re becoming more and more abnormal, your YY imagination is getting stronger, like a pervert, but you shouldn’t be like an earthworm.
“Although I know you’re talking to yourself, (o-牡 small fun
like you’re talking to yourself in a hospital.
…My impression has become so bad, don’t look at me like I’m watching a clown! Father, I’m so sad.
When did you wake up in my heart?
Xiao An, when you were talking about some kinky play that even stupid couples can’t do–my young heart was shocked. You guys
“Just the three of you?”
Aren’t you afraid of corrupting children? If it’s a child, I might not have been born yet.
If you still count as awake, it gives me a chance to change the subject.
But thankfully Xiao An can guess what’s going on. I must say you’re really plagued by bad karma… I suspect you
“Anyway, it’s a curse that will never be lifted. It’s super disgusting. Why are you being chased by women to this extent? ‘ What about the big problem of reincarnation after death.
I think you have a problem.
“Ahaha, I’m one of them too. I don’t have the right to say… Since the Water Calamity has been found, then you
“Forget it, forget it, there’s no need to look for a substitute anymore. Go and take down the last calamity. It’s ‘just the right time’ now. If the three calamities are gathered…
“Hmm? The last one,” Xiao An raised her eyebrows and looked at me with a look like I was an idiot.
Didn’t you notice?
“You seriously don’t…
“Notice what?” I looked at Xiao An.
I shook my head blankly, looking like I was beyond saving.
Xiao An held her forehead. “You already had it long ago, and it’s been by your side from the ‘beginning’.”
“What?! Who doesn’t know about it…
Why did I treat her completely like a younger sister? Don’t worry… she is the last of the three calamities, the Wind Calamity.”
“It’s the one you
