**Episode 6: The World Crisis is Close At Hand – Part 7**
Besides the shrine where the Yata no Kagami was placed, the other decorations resembled a typical open-plan office. In the center, a large screen was divided into multiple windows, displaying a continuous stream of information.
“This is my private office, primarily used for collecting, analyzing, and interpreting domestic and international intelligence.”
“There are so many people… and why are they all wearing maid outfits?”
While the venue itself certainly resembled the internal office of a secret organization, the individuals operating the computers were a group of maids dressed in various maid outfits.
Furthermore, the maid outfits were all of different styles. The maid closest to me on my left wore a traditional English maid outfit, and the one next to her wore a Japanese-style maid outfit.
In addition to these, there were the most common mini-skirt maid outfits seen in maid cafes, slightly risqué low-cut French maid outfits with stockings, and modified qipao-style maid outfits.
“Master, the guests are ready with your black tea.”
The maid who brought over the black tea was actually wearing a bikini maid outfit. She didn’t blush at all and showed no signs of shame. Her movements suggested she had received proper maid training.
“Mm, just put it there.”
“This is just my personal hobby. Maid outfits are cute, aren’t they? Heh heh, I even designed some of them myself!”
Zhao Zili proudly lifted her head, not feeling ashamed at all about revealing her personal interests. I nodded repeatedly, having to admit that they were indeed quite good.
As the saying goes, brave people dare to reveal their fetishes. It seems Zhao Zili, like me, is a lolicon. She actually assembled such a large and diverse Maid Squad. That’s impressive.
This suddenly made me wonder, wouldn’t it be amazing if Lianbing and the others also served me in various maid outfits? The thought, once it popped into my head, refused to be suppressed and continued to grow in my mind.
“Ho? I thought you’d be looking at me with a lecherous gaze. You’re more of a gentleman than I imagined, with admiration in your eyes. It seems you’re also a lolicon. A fine hobby.”
“Like-minded.”
Zhao Zili flashed a wicked smile and extended her hand to me. I immediately clasped it, and we exchanged glances. The previous unpleasantness was resolved, and it was water under the bridge.
Seeing our conniving looks, Su Zhixia rolled her eyes in disdain.
“Tsk, you have such wicked tastes, just like Miss. This person is beyond saving…”
“So, Zhizhi, why don’t you wear a maid outfit too? Try on this mechanical maid outfit; it has a more guard-like feel.”
“Miss yourself aren’t wearing one, yet you’re asking me to wear it. That’s too unreasonable.”
“If I wore one too, wouldn’t everyone become a maid? There needs to be a Master.”
So that was the reason she wasn’t wearing one?
“Hey, you, the cow-print girl over there, come and wear a maid outfit too!”
“Eh? Me? But…”
“Hmm, your aura… is perfect for this angel maid outfit! No, perhaps it might even unexpectedly suit the little devil maid outfit? Why not try both? Someone, help her change into a maid outfit.”
“As you command, Master.”
The bikini-clad maid who had brought the black tea earlier took Saint away.
“Sorry about this… I also kind of want to see you in a maid outfit.”
After a while, Saint, who had been forcibly taken away to change into an angel maid outfit, appeared before me. The maid outfit was primarily white, with pure white long gloves and white stockings on her hands and feet. She had a pair of wings on her back, and even some kind of glowing angelic headdress? Most importantly, it accentuated her bust. The skirt was incredibly short, so short that one could see the garters extending to the base of her thighs.
Saint, from the moment she came out, desperately pulled at the hem of her skirt, barely covering herself enough to avoid exposure, but only from the front. I’m sure from behind, one could see her perfectly rounded, perky rear. It was exquisitely made, exuding a cute and pure yet lewd aura.
“Jun… Juncheng-sama…”
Saint herself was incredibly shy, her entire face flushed red.
Super~ awesome! This is the maid paradise created by Zhao Zili…
“Heh heh, it suits you perfectly, doesn’t it!”
“Miss, I think you’ve had enough fun. It’s time to discuss serious matters.”
“Zhizhi, you’re still the same as ever, so serious. You yourself have such terrible hobbies.”
“Hm?”
Su Zhixia also has some terrible hobbies?
“I-I don’t!”
Su Zhixia’s face also turned red, and she quickly dismissed it by saying so.
Because we’re both lolicons, Zhao Zili’s attitude towards me became much friendlier. She slyly chuckled and confided in me.
“Let me tell you, Zhizhi used to be in the interrogation department when she was a special forces soldier, and that’s how she awakened that interest…”
“Oh~”
The interrogation department. So, that interest is… BDSM?
“Miss!”
“There’s no need to endure or hide. Doing what you like is the best way to enjoy life within your limited years.”
Seeing her guard’s distressed state, Zhao Zili herself shrugged and asserted this. I hadn’t expected Zhao Zili to be so open-minded.
Twin tails, loli, young miss. These elements merged together, yet she wasn’t tsundere. My first impression was of an unreasonable young lady, but in reality, she was much more open-minded and mature. Truly a loli with an actual age of eighteen.
“After all, the world is about to end.”
“Ah?”
This abrupt turn of events caught me off guard. Why is the world ending again? The world has already undergone change and termination twice, by Zihua and me. What other problem has arisen this time? Ling would probably resort to domestic violence against me if she heard this news.
“As I said earlier, Eden is capturing children all over the world for human experimentation to find the Son of God.”
“Mm.”
“But they’ve started to think this method is too slow.”
“And so?”
“So, Eden has decided to turn everyone in the world into lolis.”
No wonder Zhao Zili called everyone at Eden brain-dead imbecile lolicon bastards. That thought process is indeed abnormal.
“In fact, they’ve already started to push the plan forward. In a short while, a vaccine claiming to prevent cancer will appear, and people worldwide will rush to get injected.”
“Prevent cancer? Really?”
“Really. After the injection, you’ll turn into a loli. You won’t age until you die, so you won’t get cancer.”
It’s actually true, and quite straightforward?
“However, humanity will be finished.”
“Why? Isn’t it that bad if everyone becomes a loli?”
It might be the end of the world for big-breasted menhets, but for lolicon and flat-chested menhets, it would be a world like heaven.
“Because lolis can’t get pregnant.”
“Furthermore, even if some lolicon scum were to genuinely lay hands on a loli and engage in reproductive acts, a loli who hasn’t had her first period doesn’t have eggs.”
“Meaning…”
“Exactly. If Eden’s plan succeeds, humanity will lose its future.”
Humanity will be wiped out for such a reason! It’s too ridiculous. Lolicon destroys the world!
