Chapter 10
The Escape Journey with a Stalker Companion, Part 5
Lily: “They threw it away?!”
Xinran: “I’ll catch Xiao An, you can handle Li Nai, Jiuyuan sis.”
Ling: “Wait, Brother! No, Brother is running away! Ugh— clothes! Wait, Xinran sis, are you doing this on purpose?!”
Xinran: “What are you talking about? I just said I wanted to soak in the hot spring, I never said I had to soak in it with Brother.”
Ling: “…When you said that, of course, he would… No, Xinran sis, you knew Brother would escape by taking this chance, so you deliberately guided everyone to take off their clothes, didn’t you?!”
Xinran: “I just thought that holding onto Brother right now wouldn’t be good for anyone. Besides, Brother is deliberately ditching us here.”
Lan: “Yeah, before we jumped down, I guessed Juncheng would be waiting by the hot spring…”
Bing: “He wanted us all to jump into the hot spring, so he could seize the chance to run away.”
Lan: “Ugh, don’t steal my lines~”
An: “Wow, Dad, are you kidding me?! A few minutes ago, you promised me you’d never leave me alone, and now you’re running away? Scum! Trash! Bastard!”
Nai: “Ahaha~ As expected of Juncheng, completely playing outside the box.”
Ling: “Quick, chase after him!”
Bing: “Hold on, Juncheng said, ‘I’ll leave these two to you,’ which means these two are definitely problematic. Let’s deal with the things here first.”
Lan: “Exactly, he just wants us to stay behind and clean up his mess, while also buying him time to get away. A clever plan, isn’t it?”
An: “Why are you two still so calm… Dad is already out of sight, aren’t you going after him?”
Lan & Bing: “Huh?”
Bing: “Hehehe, that’s just how Juncheng is.”
Lan: “That’s right, that’s just how Juncheng is.”
Lily: “Ahaha… Indeed, Master is just like that…”
An: “I don’t really understand you guys-”
Ling: “-.- I feel like I was just rushing around like an idiot. Fine, let’s sort things out first. Xiao An, you must have heard from Senior Li Nai about the competition we’re in, right?”
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An: “Mhm.”
Ling: “But knowing about it, Xiao An, you chose to stay on the island to get married. That’s what’s strange. Normally, shouldn’t you take Brother back and get the upper hand? Or do you have some attachment to this island— I don’t think so. How could there be a better place than ‘by Brother’s side’? That means you can’t get out of here, right?”
Nai: “Oh— you guys know too?”
An: “Idiot Nai -.- Wait, you guys? You all knew? You can deduce this, you’re all monsters.”
An: “But you don’t have to stay to help us…”
Jiuyuan: “‘How could I leave you behind!’ Juncheng said that, didn’t he? Juncheng’s wish is my wish. What he wants to accomplish but can’t, I will help him achieve. You are also one of the futures he envisioned, so I won’t leave you.”
Lan: “Wow~ Jiuyuan sis is so cool~”
Bing: “After all, no one is here to be a decoration. To accompany Juncheng through eternity, just being a decoration will eventually lead to the decay of body and soul, and then even the feelings of liking and love will gradually fade. That would be too tragic… Even the most desperate Younger Sister Keling knows this.”
Ling: “Wait! Who’s the most desperate! I just want to take Brother home sooner!”
Xinran: “Alright, Keling, if you keep getting angry, your skin will get bad. Let’s soak in the hot spring first. This is the hot spring Brother used.”
Everyone: “…” (Silently continue undressing and entering the hot spring).
An: “…You guys… as expected, all perverts. I feel too stupid for actually being a little moved.”
Bing: “However, while we’re dealing with things here, someone still needs to follow Juncheng. Hey, Blue Fox.”
Lan: “What?”
Lan: “Huh? What wind is blowing today, Young Miss? You’re actually going to give me way? Aren’t you afraid I’ll cheat? Hehe, you’re not showing the magnanimity of the empress, are you? Be careful you don’t capsize.” “You can’t help much by staying here. However, letting that fox like you follow Juncheng is indeed not reassuring. Over there… is it Saint?”
Bing: “You go with Blue Fox to follow Juncheng. If Blue Fox is planning anything terrible, you purify her corrupt mind immediately.”
Saint: “Eh? Yes, I understand.”
Lan: “Eh~ And I have to be supervised? Is this a separation of powers? Mutual checks and balances?”
Bing: “Cut the nonsense. You can roll down the mountain to find Juncheng.”
Jiuyuan: “Yi, give them a ride.”
Yi: “……” (Waves her hand, creating a spatial rift under Lan and Saint’s feet).
Hehe, this is interesting, so I’ll go too!
Lily: “Ah! Wait! How can you come out on your own!”
?: “We agreed last time! I have three days of freedom! Now I’m using it! Bye-bye! Annoying main body! I’m going to enjoy myself to the fullest with my beloved!”
….
I had just reached the foot of the mountain when someone was already catching up. And it was Lan.
This is truly unexpected.
“I didn’t expect you to catch up…”
If it were anyone else, I wouldn’t find it particularly surprising, but it’s actually Lan.
Because Lan would definitely be the most interested in my ellipsis. Others shouldn’t have let her out so easily.
“Hehe, because my eyes are only on you, it’s impossible to shake me off~”
“It sounds like a love confession, but coming from a stalker like you, the meaning changes.”
“Hehe, I’m not confessing, it’s the truth~”
“That makes it even scarier…”
So, am I going to travel with Lan from now on? I’m afraid we’ll do it wherever we go. With no one else around now, her mind must be full of mosaic thoughts.
“Ah, I finally found you, Lord Juncheng and Miss Lan! …Luckily, I thought I’d lost you…”
“Saint!”
No wonder the others allowed Lan to follow me. It turns out there’s a supervisor.
Meaning, if Lan has any dirty thoughts, Saint will purify her? ‘ _ ‘
But I remember Lan had resistance to purification last time… Hmm, but she’ll at least be a little more behaved, right?
“Lord Juncheng, I’m ordered to follow you and I guarantee I won’t cause any trouble.”
“Mhm, I feel relieved with you here.”
“Hehe, don’t think that just because Saint is here, I can’t do anything. I’ll teach her well what only women know makes them happy, and then we can have fun.”
Lan suddenly uttered a bizarre sound, but my vast knowledge immediately told me which character it was.
To explain, Lan said “嫩” (nèn), pronounced with the first tone. Separated, it becomes “女男女” (nǚ nán nǚ), meaning to tease, entangle, and disturb. In some regions, it also carries multiple meanings such as clinging, closeness, playing, intimacy, paying attention, and ellipsis behavior.
Of course, I think Lan is hinting at PPP feifei here…
“Let’s change clothes first. You two are soaking wet. Here, put this on first.”
I took off my kimono and gave it to Lan.
“Hehehe… Ah~ Juncheng’s scent, I’m going to die.”
“What is it? Lord Juncheng?”
“There’s only one jacket, so you’ll have to hold me.”
“Eh? That, I don’t need…”
“Alright, it’s cold, you’ll catch a cold dressed in wet clothes. Come here.”
“…Okay…”
Saint obediently came to me and I held her. She wasn’t as cold as I expected. Was it because of the holy light protecting her?
“Juncheng, I want a hug too~”
Seeing me hug Saint, Lan also came over asking for a hug. I pushed her face away and said.
“Didn’t I give you a jacket?”
“How can a jacket be as good as your embrace?”
“Fine, if I hug you, it’ll really become ‘hugging’. You definitely can’t resist and will start touching me.”
“Mmm, I promise I won’t move around~”
What the Blue Fox says is all nonsense, I can’t listen to it at all.
“Hate! Juncheng, you’re biased, you’re fickle, you forget the old for the new. When you were in my arms like a baby eating milk, you were so cute. Now you’re so, so not cute, sob sob, Mom, I’m going to cry!”
“I’m role-playing as a mother right now, Juncheng, you’re like my child. And nursing is a sacred, selfless act, not dirty at all! I want to experience being a mother too— So, Juncheng, help me create a child first~ Or you can be my child too~ Hehe~”
“Alright, after all that, it still comes back to this.”
She’s finding ways to mess with me.
“Let’s play, my lord~ This humble woman is yours to pick~”
“Lan, are you running a fever?”
“This doesn’t work either? Honestly, family play, brothel play don’t work, then what play does Juncheng want? Ah, come back. Li Nai was with you before, now it’s Saint and me. This is actually * * play, right? Even though they’re all my wives, if you think about it differently, can’t it also be exciting~”
“Please, I beg you, Fairy Lan, Heroine Lan, if this continues, I’m going to die…”
“Hehe, I’m helping you, Juncheng. It’s so cold, all three of us are still wet, only by getting excited and generating body heat can we avoid catching a cold!”
“I almost believed you.”
Wow, without Lianbing here, Lan really has no one to control her.
Terrible topics are endless, the amount of filth has exploded. If this continues, I’ll eventually fall for her tricks and let her succeed.
Do I have to let Saint give her a Purification Light to cool her head?
I already have to use the ultimate move after just a few minutes. I’m very worried about the rest of the journey…
Suddenly, a large, round, black object fell from the sky, landing directly on my face. It was soft and bouncy.
Holding Saint, I was knocked to the ground, crashing into Lan behind me. We tumbled into a heap. I didn’t even feel any pain, my whole body felt soft.
And my face was covered, I couldn’t breathe.
“Finally found you, my dear. Without that annoying main body nagging beside us, let’s enjoy ourselves~”
The holy angel maiden on the left; the black-skinned succubus on the right, and behind, the vixen who spells disaster.
The upcoming journey will surely not be peaceful.
