**Episode 11: Lolis are Justice, Part One**
“Who! ! ! Who is it! Stole my breasts!”
Back in the room, Lan started screaming hysterically.
This was the first time I had ever seen her so angry.
It seemed that the sudden shrinkage of her chest had hit her harder than I had imagined.
“So, you woke up one morning, took a shower, and found your chest had shrunk?”
“Yes! It suddenly disappeared! It became completely flat!”
I propped my chin on my hand, eating senbei and watching the drama unfold with a nonchalant expression.
Lan grabbed my collar and shook me, yelling.
“Juncheng~~ Why do you look so uninterested! This is a major issue concerning your happiness!”
“It has nothing to do with me….”
“It has everything to do with you! If my chest is flat as a washboard now, a terrible incident like ‘my chicken will be ground to dust’ will happen!”
I rolled my eyes, continued to munch on my senbei, and said with a pout.
“Why does it have to be ground by you by force…”
“See, see, you’re already disgusted with me! It’s all because I don’t have breasts anymore! My feminine charm has decreased too! If this continues, my presence will gradually diminish, and finally, I’ll become an unpopular character that no one loves!”
“…It’s just that your chest is gone, it shouldn’t be that serious.”
“It’s more serious than you think! For example, if you bumped into a girl around a corner, and her chest pressed against your face, would you prefer it to be flat or to be large?”
“Well, considering the potential damage, a larger chest would be better, I suppose.”
“See! That’s exactly it! Men instinctively like women who ‘charge’ them, pursuing those two lumps of essentially useless fat – it’s men’s nature!”
I understood why Lan was so agitated.
If any woman woke up to find her breasts gone, she would probably act like Lan, with the exception of lolis who were naturally flat-chested.
Although Lan’s chest couldn’t compare to Nana and Lily, the succubus mother and daughter, nor could it compare to Saint’s, it wasn’t small either.
And Lan now… well, there was no need for her to wear a bra anymore.
The chest area of her clothes was also loose and baggy.
Of course, the most important thing was Lily Black and Saint. Both of them were endowed with the largest melons. Originally, Lan, sandwiched between them, didn’t seem too small, but now the contrast was incredibly stark.
“Saint, my dear little sister, can you spare a little for your sister… ”
“…Um, I’m not really… If it’s too big here, my shoulders will hurt, and I won’t be able to sleep on my stomach. It’s quite inconvenient…”
“Saint, you still don’t understand. You’ve never used it correctly before. Now that Juncheng is here, you can use it to wipe, or to feed him, or even to…”
Lan leaned into Saint’s ear and whispered a string of words, most of which were about how to
‘use’ them. Of course, it wasn’t for any proper purpose.
“Hey, Lan, don’t fill her head with such incorrect knowledge!”
“This is essential knowledge for a harem member of Juncheng, isn’t it?”
“It’s not essential knowledge! I never asked you to go this far?”
Whether it was you or Lily Black, do you both have some strange misunderstanding about me?
Honestly, I’ve never asked you to do those things.
Besides, I’m not a ‘big boob’ fetishist, I don’t care that much about chest size…
“Even if Juncheng doesn’t ask, what’s wrong with a woman wanting to make her man happier and more comfortable!”
This… this aura of hers actually stunned me.
Indeed, in the end, Lan cared about her chest because of me…
Alright, I was being too perfunctory. Let’s analyze this seriously.
“First, Lan, think about what you were like last night.”
“My chest was still there last night.”
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Lan gave a sheepish chuckle and indicated ‘a little’ with her thumb and index finger.
“Because… last night, I sneaked a little bite.”
“Hmm? Sneaked a bite?”
“You know…”
Lan gave a suggestive smile and began to recount the events of last night.
Scene Replay begins:
Lan: “Seriously! Juncheng fell asleep so quickly! With three beautiful girls by his side, he could fall asleep instantly. He’s so unromantic!”
Saint: “Ha ha… It’s getting late, we should go to bed early too.”
Lan: “But I really want to have some fun… I’ve had enough of masturbation, and I don’t want to use a mirror either! Juncheng is right beside me, I can’t help it!”
Saint: “…But Lord Juncheng is already asleep.”
Lily (Black): “Leave it to me! I can do it with my abilities, hehehe!”
Lan: “Oh~ Not bad, quickly! Let your sister have some fun first~ Hehehe….”
*Whoosh*
Scene Replay ends.
“And then, until this morning, I thought Juncheng should be waking up soon, so I stopped and went to take a bath.”
“Wait, until this morning?! You went overboard! So you did make a move after all!”
No wonder Lily Black was fine. It was because you were ‘hogging’ me all night!
“If there’s ‘delicious food’ right in front of you, wouldn’t anyone eat it?”
“But this is ‘indoors’! Isn’t your contract with Li Nai preventing you from making a move on me indoors?”
“…..”
Lan tilted her head suddenly.
“Hmm?”
I tilted my head too.
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“Ahhh! I get it! It’s this!”
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“Huh?”
“It’s this! Because I violated the contract and made a move on Juncheng indoors, my chest shrank!”
Lan gritted her teeth and said hatefully.
“Damn it! Li Nai actually set such a malicious rule. It’s terrifying!”
It really sounded like something Li Nai would do. Does that mean I have to go back to Li Nai to have it resolved?
No, going back is like walking into a trap. I definitely can’t go back to Li Nai now.
Besides, Li Nai might not even be able to resolve it. She might not have a way to undo it herself.
“There’s no other way now, I have to become a loli!”
“Ah?”
“The reason Juncheng doesn’t seem to care about flat chests is because he’s a lolicon.”
“I’m not a lolicon….”
“And even though I’m flat-chested now, I’m not a loli yet. So I have to find a way to become a loli! That way, I’ll fit Juncheng’s preferences again.”
“Isn’t there some organization that specializes in turning people into lolis?”
“…You want to find Eden?”
“That’s right! Lanhua, I want to become a loli!”
Lan clasped her hands, determined to become a loli.
And so, quite inexplicably, as soon as we set foot in Japan, because of Lan’s chest-shrinking incident, we started searching for the whereabouts of Eden.
After changing my clothes, I walked out of the room and let out a long sigh.
…..
“What’s wrong? Juncheng, cheer up! bookSEA
“If you guys could just be quiet for a bit, I wouldn’t have to run around on the first day of the New Year.”
“The battle for the main wife will never end, unless Juncheng officially designates one.”
“I designate one… ”
“Yes, no matter how much they fight in the harem, it’s still the emperor’s decision who becomes the empress in the end. Even the most favored concubine might not become the empress.”
“Stop using these analogies. I’ve decided to accept you all, but I don’t intend to dominate you.”
“Oh, on the contrary, we want to be dominated by you.”
“Not everyone is a masochist…”
“Even those who aren’t masochists can be turned into them, hehehe.”
“No, that’s too tiring. Besides, if I have to insult and beat up beautiful girls every day, I might…”
“Feel guilty?”
“No, I might get addicted.”
“Hehehe, Juncheng, you’ve actually turned into a sadist too~”
“Is that so?”
“Yes, I get addicted to insulting and beating up lolis, how perverted~”
“Damn it, I never said it was limited to lolis… And I’m not a lolicon.”
Let me reiterate, I am not a lolicon!
I just like small, cute things. I’m not a lolicon!
“Alright, no need to explain. I understand now. Juncheng, you’re a lolicon.”
Say whatever you want.
“Alright! Let’s not waste any more time! Let’s hurry and find a way to become a loli!”
“Rea…”
I shook my head and followed Lan out of the inn.
Then, we were surrounded.
By a group of lolis.
