Episode 16 The Most Beautiful Thing in the World? Part Two
“Emergency meeting called!”
I slammed my hands on the table, putting on an extremely serious expression.
The situation is dire, reaching a point where no more time can be wasted. This is probably the biggest crisis I’ve ever faced, the most serious crisis in history.
“So, why did you drag me here?”
Of course, I couldn’t hold a meeting alone. While I could hold an internal monologue meeting, it’s highly likely I’d fall into a loop of incorrect conclusions. Thus, it’s best to bring two people to discuss it together.
So now, in front of me, I have three people dragged here to participate in this emergency meeting.
There’s the Young Miss, arms crossed, looking utterly bored. There’s a crazy zombie, sitting on a swivel chair, chuckling to himself while spinning. And then there’s a nun whose facial muscles have stiffened from being in a daze.
These three guys, like me, have lost their feminine charm, meaning a lack of feminine energy.
“Hmph, I only called you here because I pity you. You don’t even realize the severity of the problem!”
“Heh, how boring. Isn’t it just a matter of being rejected like a female dog begging for affection?”
“That’s exactly it! You still react to Yu Hui, but you don’t react to me at all. Meaning, Juncheng has from a physiological standpoint…
“That’s just your own doing. Because you’re usually so devoid of principles and naked, always trying to probe the edges at any moment, Juncheng has gotten tired of it over time. Heh heh heh, it’s only a matter of time before he doesn’t even see you as a woman anymore.”
The dead ice block revealed that infuriating smile again, speaking in a mocking tone.
“Who told you to be so casual back then? Isn’t it a bit late to regret it now?”
Damn it, although this guy’s words are irritating, and that smile is really punchable, he’s hit the nail on the head.
I did get carried away.
Because Juncheng’s acceptance range is so wide and his tolerance limit is so high, he hasn’t rejected me since accepting me, so I got carried away.
My head was washed by desire, draining all my feminine energy.
However.
“If we’re talking about that, you guys are the same!”
I pointed at the three people in front of me, who had zero feminine energy.
The Young Miss dismissed it with disdain, the idiot zombie didn’t understand at all, and the emotionless machine woman remained expressionless.
You three are like me, no, even worse than me!
I started by picking Li Nai as the first victim to lecture.
“First, it’s you, Li Nai. SF Light Novel.”
Li Nai pointed at herself dumbly, looking innocent.
“Look at you! You only know how to eat and drink all day. During the New Year’s trip, you had a rare chance to be alone with Juncheng, but you didn’t make any progress. What a waste of a good opportunity!”
…
Li Nai’s mouth was agape at my words. She slumped back on the chair, looking dejected and emitting a melancholic aura.
“Then it’s you, Lou Yi! What’s with that indifference of yours? Have you achieved enlightenment? Xue Qing is more lively than you! We already have one ‘no emotion’ attribute, we don’t need another one. And compared to that cute loli, you’re not moe at all! Do you want to be Juncheng’s wife or his good buddy?”
That eternally unchanging expression finally showed a slight change due to my words. A slight frown and a downward curve of the mouth clearly showed she was wavering.
Hmph, that’s more like it.
And then there’s the Young Miss…
“Oh, are you saying I also lack feminine charm?”
The Young Miss twirled her hair and smiled confidently, crossing her legs in black stockings, exuding charm.
…I have to admit, she does possess unparalleled beauty.
Moreover, her demeanor and skills are impeccable.
“Don’t think you’re in the clear! While everything else is fine, your aura and that disgusting, terrible hobby are enough to ruin all good impressions. Haven’t you noticed that Juncheng often looks fearful when facing you? Would a good woman make her husband feel dread? You’ve disqualified yourself!”
Given her personality, if she thought I was wrong, she would have immediately retorted and mocked me.
But this time, she just clicked her tongue, which indicated that Little Bingbing also realized it.
Juncheng sometimes looks a bit scared when he faces her. To put it harshly, it’s like a psychological scar.
“We’re already in the losers’ bracket. Don’t you guys realize the severity of the situation yet? If this continues, we’ll unknowingly become concubines relegated to the cold palace!”
Although the Young Miss no longer had a dismissive attitude, she still asked with slight displeasure.
“What about the others? Don’t they have any problems?”
“Their problems are smaller than ours. Some of their traits can still attract Juncheng.”
“Don’t believe me? Then listen carefully. First is Xue Yue Ling, the loli trio… They are lolis, and Juncheng is a lolicon. Case closed.”
“Is that so? Wouldn’t it be that because they are lolis, they can’t develop into a romantic relationship instead?”
“Eh? Li Nai can actually say something so insightful. That’s quite rare.”
“Come on, my mind is perfectly normal right now, I’m not a zombie anymore.”
That’s true. Compared to back then, there are far fewer irrational actions with a screwed-up mind.
“You might not know yet, but Juncheng has already…”
I didn’t finish, but they understood.
Li Nai narrowed her eyes and said.
“Ugh, he’s really a complete scumbag. He’s finally become trash…
“Yeah, and three lolis are just right. Any more would be overflowing.”
And if that were to happen, others would surely follow suit, which would lead to a terrible situation.
“After lolis come younger sisters. Xinran, Ke Ling, Jiuyuan. These three have the sister attribute. For Juncheng, who has a sister complex, they are irresistible.”
Moreover, it’s partly my and the dead ice block’s responsibility that it became like this. For the sake of the grand plan, we pushed quite a bit from behind.
But there’s nothing we can say now.
“Juncheng’s bond with his younger sisters was established a long time ago, and it’s even more so for Jiuyuan. So, there’s no room for us here.”
Occasionally calling him “brother” and playing pretend is fine. If they actually become sisters, Juncheng would probably just find it troublesome.
“So lolis won’t work, and sisters won’t work. Then the only thing Juncheng likes is ‘maids’, right?”
Hmph, dead ice block, you seem to know quite a bit.
But if you don’t even know this, then you’re really disqualified.
“That’s right. Overall, it’s the ‘serving type’. Juncheng is particularly fond of it, which is why Yu Hui, Saint, and Teacher Lily are more easily doted on by Juncheng.”
“They are all completely obedient types. Juncheng says and they do, whatever he asks, they do. They don’t have their own opinions, they are obedient and cooperative, and they are also quite shy…”
Yes, thinking about it carefully, the reason Yu Hui and the others are favored by Juncheng is because they are all easily shy!
Seeing shy girls makes him excited. All men in the world are the same, and Juncheng is no exception.
Moreover, with a negative example like me, who discards their principles, Juncheng will surely find shyness more precious. It’s in contrast that he reacts to Yu Hui and has no interest in me—
“Especially Teacher Lily, she has a forbidden figure, calls Juncheng ‘Master’ in a娇滴滴 (jiāo dī dī – delicate and tender) manner, and when she needs to be perverse, she has the M-freely-given-to-men-to-conquer-desire-inspiring quirk of ‘M’. Not only that, she can even bring her own mother and put on a mother-daughter sleeping together scene. After playfully being shy, she can transform into a free-spirited black succubus and play with a black-and-white mix. It’s too much!”
Tsk! As expected of the former succubus queen! This is too lewd! The lewdness level has exploded!
Every part of her body can be utilized, yet her personality can be so pure. It’s truly amazing.
Even though the succubus element has been removed, she still possesses these soul-stirring, seductive traits, as if born to be played with by men…
SF Light Novel.
Scattering European servers, damn it! Who can resist this!
If I were a man, I couldn’t resist this combination either! This is the type that can make a man cum to death.
With such a combination, any woman can do whatever she wants with her man. She can firmly grasp a man’s heart.
It was only then that I realized that the women around Juncheng were no longer simple beings that could be described with words like pretty, cute, or beautiful.
They are simply born with a demonic charm that knows how to play men…
I felt an immense sense of crisis.
“No! We really can’t go on like this!”
We have to take action.
“So! We need to find a way to make Juncheng take interest in us again!”
“Even if you say so, M4j = ”
Li Nai raised an eyebrow and shook her head, looking bewildered.
“Just say what you’re thinking. Blue Fox, you didn’t call us here without thinking about anything, right?”
“Hmph, the reason we lost our status is because… we lack attributes!”
We lack a distinct attribute…
Juncheng’s three favorite elements: younger sister, loli, maid.
We don’t have any of the three, which is why we were excluded… which is why we’re disliked, sob sob sob!
“Therefore, from now on, we will become maids with a heart of service!”
Well, it’s not too late. Let’s slowly win back Juncheng’s heart!
“Then, let’s start with our attire!”
It’s impossible to find maid outfits in a hot spring town like this, but we can use kimonos and aprons, then alter and cut them ourselves to make Japanese-style maid outfits.
“Oh~ That’s quite good. Perhaps our inn’s uniforms should be changed to this style in the future.”
We displayed our new look in the lobby. The kimonos were borrowed from the proprietress, and Little Bingbing and I did the tailoring. Alright! We’ve acquired our weapons, now let’s attack!
Just then, someone walked in through the door.
It was Nana, smoking a cigarette.
“What are you guys doing?”
“Huh? Principal, you’re here?”
Sj.
SF Light Novel.
“Yes, the matter is handled. What’s with your outfits?”
“Probably for some happy young man, heh.”
The loli proprietress answered for me with a teasing smile.
The Principal silently sized me up for a moment, then said.
“Then I’ll wear this too.”
“When in Rome, do as the Romans do. I want to relax a bit too. This outfit looks quite convenient.”
“W-wait, Principal…”
In the end, the Principal also put on the new Japanese-style maid outfit with us.
We went to Juncheng’s room. Juncheng was holding Xue Qing, playing games with Xiao An and his younger sisters, while Lily and Saint were serving him.
“Lan… where did you guys go? I… Hmm? Nana?”
The Principal cheerfully raised her hand and said.
“Yo, I’m late. You guys must have already had a round. Looking at you, you’re enjoying the bliss of having multiple partners.”
“You… You guys dressed like this…”
“Lan Hua the little sister made it. You like this type? Men are all the same, after all.”
Nana unconcernedly sat next to Juncheng and put her arm around his shoulder.
“What are you guys playing? Let me join.”
“Uh, I say, isn’t the hem of the kimono a bit…”
“Heh, are you saying this design isn’t suitable for an old lady like me?”
“No, that’s not it. That, it’s so short, and you’re sitting cross-legged, and inside you can…”
“It’s a tradition not to wear underwear with a kimono.”
…Heh heh, it seems you don’t want to play games anymore, huh? Want to play something else with big sis first?
“Wait, Mom! There are so many people here, what are you doing!”
“You guys have all eaten, right? It’s time to give the latecomer some benefits.”
The scene… turned into self-censorship.
Ah… Ahhh!
I collapsed to my knees and looked at Nana and Juncheng, tears streaming down my face. I should have been there…
The Young Miss smiled at me like I was a clown and said.
“Hehehe, you got scooped.”
Lan Hua, greatly…
