Extra ① What to do when bored
It was an ordinary afternoon.
I was leisurely reading a book, with Lan, Jiuyuan, and Lou Yi sitting by my side.
Lan was slumped on the table, her cheek pressed against the surface, her eyes staring blankly into space, drool trickling down her face. She looked like an idiot.
“…Bored…”
No one paid her any attention.
It wasn’t the first day Lan had been like this. She had been like this for the past few days, and with the rainy season, it felt like her body was growing mold and mushrooms.
“Idle to the point of panic” was the phrase to describe her state.
“Juncheng, I’m so… bored…”
“What’s wrong now?”
“I’m so bored, let’s make a baby.”
“Later.”
“Juncheng, I think I’m catching a cold.”
“Drink more hot water.”
“Juncheng, I’m sleepy.”
“Go to bed early.”
“Ahhhhhhhhhhhhh!”
Then Lan suddenly exploded. I, as usual, picked up the teacup on the table. Jiuyuan picked up the teapot, and Lou Yi picked up the snack plate, saving the items on the table from disaster.
“You used four of the ten most hated sentences for girls, Juncheng! You’re too perfunctory!”
I closed the book in my hand and said with a troubled expression.
“Well, it’s not that I’m perfunctory. I responded properly at first.”
I had heard Lan’s words countless times. And at the beginning, when she brought up making a baby, which sounded like a teasing remark, I had indeed responded properly.
But after who knows how many times, I realized that Lan was just bored and trying to flirt with me.
So I started to use templated answers to reply to her.
“In the end, it’s your fault, Juncheng! Why don’t you have any children yet! Not even one pregnant woman! If I had a child, I wouldn’t be so bored!”
“That’s not related.”
“Everyone else has something to do.”
“In the end, it’s because you, Lan, are a super shut-in, without ambition, living online every day, and then suddenly deciding you don’t want to be online anymore, so you’re like this…”
But what Lan said was indeed true.
That is, I still don’t have children.
This is indeed a bit abnormal.
After all, thirteen whole years have passed.
Thirteen years.
The family members have not expanded through children; instead, the harem members have increased…
Disclaimer: I have been diligently ‘plowing and working hard’. I have not been negligent in ‘sowing seeds and watering’ where it matters.
“According to the setting, the more powerful a person is, the more difficult it is to give birth to offspring, so it’s very difficult.”
As a world, if I had children, they would be the children of the world, true ‘favorites of heaven’, and would possess unimaginable Destiny Power.
If such beings could be born casually, I (the world) could not tolerate it.
Lou Yi added from the side.
“Ordinary souls are not strong enough to bear this ‘qualification’. Not everyone can become a child of the world.”
“There are souls that meet the specifications in the soul database, but we are ‘uncoupled’ with them. If we were to draw randomly, it would be diluted to about the twenty-second decimal place.”
Jiuyuan provided a more detailed analysis to explain why I still didn’t have children.
“I don’t care about that! Not having children is definitely your fault, Juncheng! Stop with the nonsense, I’m always ready for you!”
“Don’t come to me just because you’re idle… In the end, you’re too lazy, why don’t you develop some other hobbies?”
“This is my hobby!”
“You just want to vent, don’t you…”
When one is well-fed and clothed, one thinks of lust. Hunger and cold give rise to thoughts of stealing.
When people have no ambition, their primal desires override their reason, making humans revert to beasts that only know how to make more monkeys.
However, part of the reason is that Lan is a pervert.
But honestly, I don’t want to be intimate under circumstances without atmosphere and preparation. I can’t achieve enlightenment with a single attempt, and I feel like I’m just becoming a useful tool.
I don’t want to be a useful tool.
So here’s where I deliver the killer blow.
I sighed, put on a very sad expression, and said.
“Alas, I can’t even last ten years, let alone hundreds of billions of years…”
As expected, as soon as I said this, Lan immediately shut up.
She immediately clung to me, tears welling up in her eyes, and apologized.
“I’m sorry! I’m sorr… it’s my fault, I was too unreasonable…”
I wiped her tears and comforted her.
“No need to apologize. You have the right to complain to me about anything. But you have been a little anxious lately, Lan.”
Lan lowered her head and said.
“I just want a child. Giving birth to the child of someone I love is my dream… Ever since I fell in love with you, Juncheng, I’ve been dreaming of holding your child, and being held by you. I dream of it…”
Seeing Lan’s sad appearance, I felt a pang of guilt.
“This is not something that can be forced. It will happen. If it’s really…”
Then I’ll have to use some ‘forbidden’ methods…
Jiuyuan and Lou Yi noticed my thoughts and warned me together.
“Juncheng, creating souls is not allowed. You should be very aware of what would happen if you messing with ‘original souls’ now.”
“Splitting souls is also not allowed, unless you want me to kill you.”
Could these two have predicted that I would have this idea when Lan complained to me, and that’s why they deliberately stayed by our side?
Jiuyuan got up, grabbed Lan by the ear, and said.
“Seductive fox, stop acting spoiled with Juncheng, or you’ll cause a lot of trouble again. Don’t you remember what happened last time when you said, ‘I want to see what Juncheng would be like if he hadn’t been hit by the Yata no Kagami,’?”
That was ten years ago.
The reason was that Lan and Lianbing quarreled. Because Lianbing was my first love and my first girlfriend, and Lan was the third party, Lan always felt a bit guilty in this part.
It was like a mistress who felt ashamed to face the wife.
Then Lan was unconvinced and proposed to see what I would be like if I hadn’t been hit by the Yata no Kagami. She said that way, Lianbing wouldn’t have noticed me, and I, who would have only looked at Lan, would have definitely become her first girlfriend.
Others were also very interested and expressed their desire to see such a world.
Unable to resist their pleas, I created a ‘virtual world’ similar to the Mirror World to simulate my life trajectory from the beginning.
Then, like watching a movie, we all gathered around to watch the virtual me.
It was like a long-running drama, and we watched it for a long time.
…It was a complete disaster.
I was indeed not noticed by Lianbing, but because of it, I also failed to notice abnormalities, failed to notice the abnormalities of my younger sisters, and continued to live a normal life.
Until I got a girlfriend, not Lianbing, but an ordinary person.
Yandere outbreaks occurred one after another.
It turned out that only Lianbing as my girlfriend could suppress the worsening of other yandere.
Once again, I understood how dangerous the path I took was to become who I am today.
“Ouch! Ouch! I just wanted a child… I feel like I’m infertile right now, I’m so… If I can’t give birth to Juncheng’s child, I will go crazy.”
“You’re not the only one who wants a child, and besides…”
Jiuyuan glanced at me, but I couldn’t grasp her meaning.
“In short, not being able to get pregnant is only temporary. I said the probability is just a bit lower.”
“…I understand…”
I didn’t know what to say, but there was really nothing I could do… I could only wait slowly. It would happen when destiny arrived.
“Alright, Lan, don’t be so discouraged. I’ll accompany you tonight.”
“Hmm~ Juncheng is the best~ I’ll be waiting for you in the wedding dress I wore on our wedding night~”
Tsk, that charming and unashamed blue fox. I’ll show you tonight.
“Okay, then to be energetic tonight, I’ll prepare dinner. Sheng is responsible for dinner today. I’ll go check on her.”
“Lan loves you~”
“Mhm, I love you too.”
Children ah…
That’s really something to look forward to.
Extra ② Miss Sheng’s lower abdomen seems a bit protruding lately.
After bidding farewell to Lan and the others, I went to the castle kitchen, but Sheng was not there. Instead, a loli maid from the Maid Squad was cooking.
“Ah, young master, dinner will be ready soon.”
“Mm, where is Sheng?”
“As for Miss Sheng, she suddenly went out a while ago and hasn’t come back… Hmm, she’s been gone for quite a while. Did something happen?”
“…Well… I’ll go find Sheng. I’ll leave dinner to you. Make a little more tonight, and remember not to put all the tomato sauce. I’ll give you a drop of my blood when I’m done.”
The loli who suffered from hemophilia seemed to like my blood. Xuan’er said she had seen her and that she seemed to have been a vampire in her original world.
And in this world, her vampiric traits were still retained.
“Okay! Young master! I guarantee the mission will be completed!”
Just one drop was enough for her to absorb for a long time.
Then I’ll go find Sheng.
It was rare for Sheng to put down her work. What could it be?
I searched the castle but couldn’t find her. I asked many maids, but none of them had seen her.
Until I opened the bathroom door.
I had already reached for the light switch, but I realized the light was on. Someone was already inside.
It was Sheng, whom I was looking for.
But she wasn’t actually washing up or using the toilet.
Sheng didn’t notice me. She was focused on something.
She was completely undressed, her clothes scattered around her. Her posture was strange: her right hand was pressed against her lower abdomen, her left hand was covering her chest, and she was standing on one leg.
Her whole body was trembling, and she seemed deeply shaken.
That… a scale?
Was Sheng weighing herself?
To do this, she had to take off all her clothes? This was too exaggerated!
I was a little curious about Sheng’s weight, so I looked down at the scale’s display.
Sheng stepped on the scale, shattering it with tremendous force, even damaging the floor.
The normally gentle, tolerant, a bit timid, and never angry girl, like a saintly mother.
At this moment, she turned her head mechanically. Her eyes were completely black. She was still smiling, but it was a forced smile.
I was stunned.
Then Sheng turned her head and pointed at the shattered scale at her feet.
“This… it’s broken.”
“Lord Juncheng, this is broken, and the displayed value is completely incorrect.”
“Mm,…”
“The flesh on my stomach hasn’t increased.”
I nodded frantically, but the holy light around Sheng was only growing brighter, expanding outwards like an explosion.
Is this Super Saiyan!
Then Sheng looked down at the remains of the scale, which couldn’t be more broken, and said.
She didn’t even bother with the door and instead smashed through the wall head-on, running out.
I quickly tried to stop her from behind, but I couldn’t.
“Hey! Sheng! You’re not wearing any clothes!”
Oh my god, Sheng had completely broken down.
Her weight just increased a little, was it necessary to care so much?
Do girls care so much about their weight?
She smashed through several walls along the way and returned to the kitchen, only to find that Sheng had already run out.
“Young master, dinner is almost ready, but Miss Sheng, who was naked, suddenly rushed in and destroyed the kitchen. This is not my fault. Can I still have some of your blood?”
I bit my finger and casually dripped a drop of blood, asking anxiously.
“She became like this after looking at the scale! Do you know anything?!”
“Well, I just said, ‘Miss Sheng’s lower abdomen seems a bit protruding lately,’ and then Miss Sheng ran out.”
“You’re the cause!”
Because of this, Sheng went to weigh herself!
And then she went berserk when she found out her weight had actually increased.
I quickly chased after her and caught Sheng, who was streaking outside the garden.
“Sheng, don’t rush! Even if you want to lose weight, you need a plan! Let’s find an expert first!”
“Juncheng…”
She seemed to have regained a little of her reason. Phew, that’s good.
That’s what I said, but I haven’t seen any of the girls at home struggling with weight loss.
Hmm, anyway, let’s start by looking for those who eat the most. Speaking of who eats the most…
Li Nai eats the most, Xiao An eats the most snacks, and Ke Ling eats the most desserts.
Let’s go ask these three.
① Li Nai’s case
“Weight loss? I don’t know. I haven’t paid attention. I guess I’m the type who doesn’t gain weight. It doesn’t matter how much I eat! Haha.”
Sheng’s eyes lost their light. Li Nai was ‘self-regulated’ by Sheng.
② Xiao An’s case
“Huh?! How can I be as thin as me? Are you here to mock me? Do you think I want to be this thin! I wish I was as plump as you… Hmph, you’ll definitely get fat! Serves you right!”
Sheng’s eyes turned darker. Xiao An was ‘censored’ by Sheng.
③ Ke Ling’s case
“How to maintain my weight? You’ve come to the right person! As a lady, I must always maintain a perfect figure! First, I need to control my diet, and then…”
Ke Ling professionally began to explain the key points of weight loss. Sheng listened very attentively.
Phew, finally, someone reliable… This way, Sheng will regain her sanity, right?
“And then exercise more! The best is to exercise with Brother~ The effect is doubled, and it’s super enjoyable~”
*Pfft*
I spat out my drink.
Ke Ling, you little brat, why are you dragging me into this!
Sheng turned to look at me, her eyes becoming unfathomably deep.
Behind her, Ke Ling smiled like a demon, her small mouth opening and closing, silently saying.
Brother, you kicked me out of bed this morning, didn’t you?
This is murder by a borrowed knife!
And it wasn’t you who bit me first, so I kicked you reflexively.
Sheng walked towards me step by step. In her eyes, I was probably no longer the respected Lord Juncheng, but a tool for weight loss!
Oh no!
This is the aura of ‘eating me until nothing but bones are left’!
No, what does this have to do with me? Don’t lose weight through bedroom exercises!
“Wait! Sheng! Don’t get excited! Don’t listen to Ke Ling’s nonsense! We need to use more scientific methods to lose weight!”
It’s over. The berserk Sheng can’t hear anything anymore!
Sheng, wake up! Your character design is about to collapse!
How can a holy maiden do something so degenerate?
“Wait! You can’t be so casual now, or you might harm the fetus.”
At the crucial moment, Lily, who rushed into Ke Ling’s room, grabbed Sheng’s wrist.
“Eh?”
Sheng turned her stunned head to look at the angry Lily. Lily scolded her.
“How can you be so casual after finally getting pregnant? This is the master’s first child, and no mistakes are allowed.”
“Eh?”
This time, even I was stunned.
What?
Pregnant?
Sheng?
So her lower abdomen protruding wasn’t because she gained weight, but because she was pregnant?
“Eh? You didn’t know, Master? The maids have been talking about it. I already had Jiuyuan check. It’s true that she’s pregnant.”
Jiuyuan knew about it?
Thinking back to her meaningful glance just now, it’s no wonder she said it was temporary. It was because she already knew Sheng was pregnant.
Pregnant…
That means I’m going to be a father?
Not an adopted daughter like Xiao An, but my actual child…
Haha… Hahaha…
Oh no, I can’t help but laugh.
S-class
book.SEA.
At this moment, Sheng finally calmed down. She slowly knelt down, gently caressed her belly with endless tenderness, and shed tears of joy.
“I… I’m pregnant with Lord Juncheng’s child.”
The holy light around her slowly receded and became gentle.
Now she has truly become a ‘Saint Mother.’
I knelt beside Sheng on one knee and put my arm around her shoulder.
“Lord Juncheng…”
“That’s great, Sheng…”
The tender moment couldn’t continue. Before I could say sweet nothings, Ke Ling cupped her hands around her mouth, took a deep breath, and shouted with all her might.
This information instantly spread throughout the city.
Then, I was instantly surrounded by maids who arrived and held me by the shoulders.
Lan and the main forces of the harem also came before me.
“I want one too!” xN
Just like when Sheng went berserk earlier, the girls who refused to be outdone showed me their ‘ambitions and fangs.’
However, I suddenly felt indifferent. They could use my body as they pleased; my mind had drifted elsewhere.
I’m going to be a father.
Hahahaha.
I’m going to be a father!
My brain was flushed with blood. Overly excited, I uttered boastful words.
“Bring it on, you shallow ones!”
I paid the price with excruciating pain.
I was bedridden for a year.
